The Best 4 Wheelchairbound Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wheelchairbound jokes. There are some wheelchairbound item jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wheelchairbound restrain puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wheelchairbound Jokes and Puns

What do you call a wheelchair-bound nun who lives high up on a mountain?

A) High roller
B) Virgin mobile
C) Nun of the above

My wife is kind of lazy

We were watching an item on the news yesterday, about a wheelchair-bound quadriplegic who could play the (specially adapted) flute beautifully.

"Oh my god." She said, tears welling in her eyes, "I'd love to be able to do that."

"What, play the flute?" I asked.

"No, sit down all day."

What did the wheelchair-bound software developer say when asked to speak at an Apple Keynote?

"Sorry, but I don't do stand-up comedy."

Which company does the former wheelchair-bound nun work for?

...Virgin Mobile

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wheelchairbound mountain jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wheelchairbound lives piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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