Wheelchair Bound Jokes

17 wheelchair bound jokes and hilarious wheelchair bound puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wheelchair bound that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Wheelchair Bound Short Jokes

Short wheelchair bound jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wheelchair bound humour may include short wheelchair jokes also.

  1. There's this wheelchair bound kid that gets bullied alot. It's really sad cause he can't seem to stand up for himself.
  2. My wheelchair bound girlfriend broke up with me. I think it was because she couldn't stand me.
  3. What did the wheelchair-bound software developer say when asked to speak at an Apple Keynote? "Sorry, but I don't do stand-up comedy."
  4. So I saw a kid getting bullied at my school today... I would've stood up for him, but I'm bound to a wheelchair.
  5. My friends attitude changed ever since he was left wheelchair bound He used to be a stand-up guy
  6. Lego introduces a wheelchair bound minifig. He lost his mobility after stepping on a lego.
  7. Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend? He kept pushing her around.
  8. What do you call a wheelchair-bound nun who lives high up on a mountain? A) High roller
    B) v**... mobile
    C) Nun of the above
  9. How come we call walkie-talkies "walkie talkies", but we don't call vacuums "pushie suckies"? Because that title is reserved for wheelchair bound h**....
  10. A recent accident has left me wheelchair bound. I'm a burden to my family and my morning bathroom routine is t**...... I can't stand to look at myself.

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Wheelchair Bound One Liners

Which wheelchair bound one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wheelchair bound? I can suggest the ones about handicapped and paraplegic.

  1. What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo? HanDicaprio. .
  2. Why does the canibal only eat wheelchair bounds? Because he's a vegetarian
  3. Which company does the former wheelchair-bound nun work for? ...v**... Mobile

Silly & Ridiculous Wheelchair Bound Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about wheelchair bound you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mentally handicapped jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wheelchair bound pranks.

My wheelchair bound grandpa is in the nursing home.

I went to visit him for the first time. As we're discussing the local baseball team, he starts slowly leaning to the right in his chair. A nurse come running over and straightens him back up.
As the topic turns to football, he slowly starts leaning to the left. The same nurse rushes over to straighten him up again.
As she walked away, I asked:
Me: So gramps, how do you like living here so far?
A tear starts running down his face as he gets this wistful look in his eyes.
Grandpa: it's not too bad. I just wish they would let me f**....

My wife is kind of lazy

We were watching an item on the news yesterday, about a wheelchair-bound quadriplegic who could play the (specially adapted) flute beautifully.
"Oh my god." She said, tears welling in her eyes, "I'd love to be able to do that."
"What, play the flute?" I asked.
"No, sit down all day."


A wheel-chair bound chap decided to visit the healing waters of Lourdes. It was very crowded but he spotted a gap and went for it at such a pace that he ended up in the pool, wheel-chair and all. When they fished him out he was quite disappointed to find that he was still unable to walk, but found consolation in the fact that his wheel chair had a brand new set of tires.

A lady goes to a therapist to talk about her failing relationship.

Lady: Doctor! My husband has been pushing me around and constantly talking behind my back when we are around!
Therapist: That tends to happen when you're bound to a wheelchair ma'am.