Wheelbarrow Jokes
19 wheelbarrow jokes and hilarious wheelbarrow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wheelbarrow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Wheelbarrow Short Jokes
Short wheelbarrow jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wheelbarrow humour may include short barrel jokes also.
- I used to own a wheelbarrow full of four-leaf clovers... ...but then I realized I really shouldn't push my luck.
- I think there is nothing cooler than being a lone wolf. except for at wolf picnics, when you don't have a partner for the wolf wheelbarrow races.
- New debris washed up on Reunion suspected to be be black box from MH370 Now confirmed just to be a 'domestic wheelbarrow' and not part of a plane
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Wheelbarrow One Liners
Which wheelbarrow one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wheelbarrow? I can suggest the ones about wheelchair and crowbar.
- What do you call a wheelbarrow full of Qurans? a la carte.
I'm so sorry. - I bought a nice wheelbarrow... For when push comes to shovel
- What has fins but can't swim? A wheelbarrow, I lied about the fins.
- What do you call a Ford with a twin exhaust? A wheelbarrow
Great Wheelbarrow Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about wheelbarrow you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stroller jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wheelbarrow pranks.
I bet you $20 that you won't be able to push the same thing back in my wheelbarrow.
Two workers - one big and strong, the other small and weak - are on a building site.
The small chap says "I bet you $20 that I can push something to the end of the yard in my wheelbarrow and you won't be able to push the same thing back."
"You're on," says the big guy.
"Righto," says the small fellow, "Jump in."
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Strength vs. Intelligence
A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of John, one of the older workmen. After several minutes, John had enough.
"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back."
"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "It's a bet! Let's see what you got."
John reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."
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One day a teacher was reading the story of the three little pigs to her class
She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building material for his home.
She read, . . . And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may i have some of that straw to build a house?'
The teacher paused, then asked the class, And what do you think that man said?
One little boy raised his hand and said, I think he said, 'HOLY s**...! A TALKING PIG!?!'
A worker was suspected of stealing
Every day the security guys would check his wheelbarrow when he was leaving the factory site. They never found anything. It took them weeks to realize that he was stealing wheelbarrows.
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The Wheelbarrow
A guy comes home and tells his wife "Honey I'd like to try a new s**... position." She asks "What's it called?" He replies "It's called the wheelbarrow. Do you remember when you we were kids and we would walk each other around on your hands like a wheelbarrow?She says "Okay but I'll try it only under two conditions. One if my back starts to hurt we'll stop right away. And two I don't want to go by my mom's house."
A construction worker goes to the foreman and says "Sir, there's something wrong with the wheelbarrow"
The foreman says "What do you mean?" and the worker says "Well, when I push it, it goes 'Squeak... *squeak*... Squeak... *squeak*... Squeak... *squeak*... Squeak... *squeak*... ' "
The foreman says "You're fired!" and the worker says "What for?"
"Because," says the foreman, "it should have been going 'Squeak*squeak*Squeak*squeak*Squeak*squeak*Squeak*squeak*Squeak*squeak*Squeak*squeak*Squeak*squeak*Squeak*squeak*...' "
An old joke told in the Soviet Union...
Every other Friday a factory guard saw a worker coming out of the factory pushing a wheelbarrow packed with hay.
The guard searched inside the hay, found nothing and let the guy go. This ritual repeated over several years until a time when the guard was about to retire.
When the guy pushing the wheelbarrow appeared at the gate he told him: I know you are stealing something. I am just about to retire and this is my last day here. I will not tell anybody, but, please, let me know what are you stealing. The guy smiled and answered, Oh, I am stealing the wheelbarrows.
Barry worked at a coal mine
One day he was leaving work with a wheelbarrow which had a box on it. The guard, looking at him suspiciously, stopped him and asked, "What's inside that box?"
Barry: "Nothing"
The guard opened the box, saw it was empty and let Barry go.
The next day the same thing happened. This kept going on for about a month, until some day when the guard stopped Barry and said, "Look, Barry. I know you're up to something. I think you're stealing something, but I don't know what. Just tell me what it is that you're doing, and I promise to let you go."
Barry: "Every day I steal a new wheelbarrow. I use the box as a disguise."
