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181 wheel jokes and hilarious wheel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wheel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article presents a variety of hilarious jokes centered around wheels and the many things that use wheels. From a third wheel in relationships to a spinning wheel of fortune, discover the funniest jokes related to car axles, Ferris wheels, steering wheels, wagon wheels, and Big Wheels.

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Funniest Wheel Short Jokes

Short wheel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wheel humour may include short wagon jokes also.

  1. My uncle was taking our picture at a dairy farm in Wisconsin when he was crushed by a giant wheel of cheese. We tried to warn him.
  2. What happened with the wooden car with wooden wheels, wooden seats, and a wooden engine? It wooden go.
  3. Why is it wrong to bully people in wheel chair? Because they can't stand up for themselves.
  4. Wheel chair bound congressman Madison Cawthorn lost his primary tonight. Now it's not just his doctors telling him that he can no longer run.
  5. My Grandfather built me a car entirely out of wood It had wooden seats, wooden doors, wooden steering wheel, wooden floors and a wooden engine. Unfortunately when I tried to start it, it wooden work.
  6. Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I'll be the Juan on watch.
  7. A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants Bartender: "Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
    Pirate: "Arrrr, it's driving me nuts!"
  8. A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, "Hey, buddy, doesn't that bother you?"
    The pirate says, "Yar, it's drivin' me nuts."
  9. I just got a wooden motorcycle. It has a wooden frame, wooden handle bars, wooden wheels, and a wooden seat. Guess what? It wooden start.
  10. A photographer was killed on the job. His photography subjects tried to warn him but apparently a giant wheel of coagulated milk crushed him.

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Wheel One Liners

Which wheel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wheel? I can suggest the ones about heels and shaft.

  1. What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck
    ...I'll see myself out.
  2. Jesus, take the wheel Carlos, take the stereo
  3. Recently, i've tried to make a car without wheels. I've been working on it tirelessly.
  4. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
    I'm sorry.
  5. What happened after the wheel was invented a revolution
  6. My hamster died... He fell asleep at the wheel.
  7. What do you call a ring of iron atoms? A ferrous wheel.
  8. What has wheels and flies but it isn't an aircraft? A Garbage truck
  9. What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies? A garbage truck
  10. What has four wheels and flys? A garbage truck.
  11. Mexican word of the day: wheelchair Theirs only 1 taco left, so wheel chair.
  12. The guy who fell off the ferris wheel is at the hospital.. He's in fair condition.
  13. I said Jesus take the wheel. He said I no have license, amigo.
  14. What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride? The ferrous wheel.
  15. Why did the 3-wheeled car kill itself? It lost its wheel to live.

Steering Wheel Jokes

Here is a list of funny steering wheel jokes and even better steering wheel puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Women are responsible for roughly 45% of car accidents Which is pretty high, considering the steering wheel isn't even on their side.
  • A guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants... And the bartender asks "what's wrong?"
    The man replied "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
  • Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus? There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.
  • Def leopard is the safest band to air drum to while driving Because you can keep one hand on the steering wheel.
    Yeah, I know its Def Leppard, auto correct messed that up for me.
  • How many Russians does it take to drive a tank? Two.
    One to control the steering wheel, and one to go flag down the Ukrainian farmer to give them a lift.
  • A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck between his legs. Bartender: What's with the steering wheel?
    Pirate: Arr, it's drivin' me nuts!
  • A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says "You know you got a steering wheel in your pants"
    The pirate says "Aye, and it's drivin' me nuts!"
  • How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.
  • Princess Dianna was on the radio the night she died. And the steering wheel, and the dashboard, and the windshield...
  • A pirate walks into the bar with a steering wheel in his pants... The bartender says "hey, you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" the pirate responds "ARGH! it drives me nuts!"

Pirates Wheel Jokes

Here is a list of funny pirates wheel jokes and even better pirates wheel puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. When the bartender points it out, the pirate replies "Arrrgh, it's been driving me nuts all day."
  • A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel down the front of his pants. The bartender says, "Hey mate, what's with the wheel?" The pirate responds, "Arg, it's driving me nuts!"
  • A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants... The bartender says "hey, you have a steering wheel in your pants". The pirate replies, "aye, it's driving me nuts".
  • Pirate walks into bar. Barkeep notices a steering wheel attached to the pirate's groin, asks about it. "Aarrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
  • A pirate walks into a bar And the bartender says, "hey, you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your zipper?". The pirate replies,"arrr, I know, it's driving me nuts".
  • A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel for a belt buckle Bar tender says "I like the belt buckle"
    Pirate replies "Arrgh, it's drivin me nuts"
  • The other day I saw a pirate with a steering wheel on his belt When I asked him about it he said Arrgh, it's drivin' me nuts
  • A pirate walks into a bar The bartender asks him, Hey, is that a steering wheel in your pants.
    The pirate responds, Ayyyy, it's drivin' me nuts!
  • so a pirate walks into a bar The pirate's walking oddly, the bartender looks at him, says 'Do you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?' Pirate replies, 'Aye, it's driving me nuts!'
  • A Pirate Walks Into A Bar ...With the steering wheel to his ship crammed into his trousers.
    Bartender: What is that steering wheel doing down your pants?
    Pirate: Arrrgh... It's drivin' me nuts!
Wheel joke, A Pirate Walks Into A Bar

Ferris Wheel Jokes

Here is a list of funny ferris wheel jokes and even better ferris wheel puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My girlfriend broke up with me at our favorite date spot. I was so shocked and heartbroken I got up and immediately stormed out the door. And that's how I fell off the Ferris wheel.
  • My 5 year old's original joke My son came up with this one. Clever, I thought.
    What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?
    A Ferris wheel.
  • "It's a revolution!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. Scared the rest of the people on the Ferris wheel.
  • Went to the fair yesterday and my wife fainted on the ferris wheel! Don't worry, she's slowly coming around.
  • I'm fair-skinned. I have tattoos of ferris wheels, tilt-a-whirls and sno-cones.
  • Where is the best place to cheat on someone. A Ferris wheel
  • The inventor of the ferris wheel never met the inventor of the merry-go-round They moved in different circles.
  • Taped 4 pictures of Matthew Broderick to each of my rims. Now I have Ferris Wheels.
  • Why were some people kicked off the Ferris wheel? Because it wasn't a fairground.
  • What do you call a Ferris wheel only for dwarfs? Midget Spinner.

Third Wheel Jokes

Here is a list of funny third wheel jokes and even better third wheel puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Third-wheeling a toxic couple is the worst... Anyway, i have to go shopping with my parents
  • Third wheeling a really toxic couple is hard Anyway, I'm out with my parents
  • If you ever feel like a third wheel, just stop.... You are not a third wheel. You are a majestic unicycle and they are your noble training wheels.
  • What do you get when you drown the third wheel in a duck trio? A sad paradox.
  • What's a couple's least favorite part of a car? The third wheel
  • Nobody likes the third wheel... That's why we always say "Jesus, take the wheel"
  • 11 people are hanging out together One of them is a third wheel
  • Third wheeling with a toxic couple s**.... Btw.. I'm with my parents right now..
Wheel joke, Third wheeling with a toxic couple s**....

Hilarious Wheel Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about wheel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean carousel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wheel pranks.

I've got a steering wheel in my pants..

and it's driving me nuts.

Joe took his blind date, Kim, to the carnival...

"What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," said Kim, and so they ambled over to the 'guess-the-weight' stand. The owner guessed 121 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. And back to the 'guess-the-weight' stand they went. Since they had been here before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

I got a new SUV. My hippie friend says to me, "What about the Rainforests? What about the glaciers?"

.. I'm like "Man, it's got 4 wheel drive... We can go anywhere you want!"
-Michael Palascak

A pirate walks into a bar...

...with a ships wheel on his c**.... One of the patrons says "Hey, you knw you got a ships wheel on your c**..., right?" To which the pirate replies "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar...

...with a steering wheel down his pants. He orders a drink. The bartender says "sure thing, I'll get you a drink, but do you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?"
Pirate says "Arrrr, maytee, its driving me nuts."

The story of the pirate.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender notices that there is the steering wheel to a ship on the front of his pants. So the bartender, perplexed, says to him "you know that there's a steering wheel on your c**..., right?" and the pirate says "Arr! Its drivin' me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar

with a steering wheel hanging from the front of his belt. The bar tender said, "Hey buddy, you have a steering wheel tied to your pants". To which the pirate replied, "Arr, I know. It's drivin' me nuts!"

Silly Drunks.

A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice on the line.
"Nevermind," he said with a hiccup. "I got in the back seat by mistake."

Blonde Inventions

The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlight
Submarine screen door
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart board
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chair
Water proof tea bags
Zero proof alcohol
Reusable ice cubes
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap

A policeman pulls over a car...

for speeding. The policeman asks the men at the wheel, "Do you know what I'm stopping you for?" and the man at the wheel responds, "Just cos I'm Russian, eh?"

A pirate walks into a bar...

With a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender notices and says "sir, are you aware you have a steering wheel down your pants?" To which the pirate replies "Arr, it's driving me nuts."

The Carnival Date

Jesse took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Amber?" asked Jesse.
"I want to get weighed," replied Amber.
They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Jesse again asked Amber what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Jesse lost his dollar.
By this time, Jesse figured that she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How did it go?"
Amber responded, "Oh, Waura. It was wousy."

So a pirate walks into a bar…

A pirate walks into a bar, and he's got a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender sees him and asks, "Hey, what's that steering wheel doing there?" The pirate says, "Aaarrrr, I don't know, it's driving me nuts."

A Pirate Walks Into the Doctors Office

The pirate walks in and tells the doc he's having an issue down below.
He drops his pants and the doc says, "My god there's your problem! You have a steering wheel attached to your t**...!"
The pirate responds, "ARRR IT'S DRIVIN ME NUTS!"

Guy walks into a bar...

and sees a pirate with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. Intrigued, the man approaches and inquires "whats with the steering wheel?" to which the pirate responds, "Arrr, its drivin' me nuts!"

A woman in Atlantic city was losing at the roulette wheel...

When she was down to her last ten dollars, she asked the fellow next to her for a good number. "Why don't you play your age?" he suggested. The woman agreed, and then put her money on the table. The next thing the fellow with the advice knew, the woman had fainted and fallen to the floor. He rushed right over. "Did she win?" he asked. "No," replied the attendant. "She put ten dollars on 29 and 41 came in."

A pirate walks into a bar...

... and sits down to order a drink. The bartender notices something peculiar about the pirate and can't hold in his curiosity.
"Hey buddy", the bartender says. "Why is there a wheel sticking out the front of your pants?"
"Yarr", the pirate replies. "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts".

A man has his 98th birthday

A man has his 98th birthday. They wheel in a giant cake, and a s**... 21-year-old blonde jumps out.
She whispers to him "I can give you some super s**...."
So the old man replies, "Well then, I'll have the soup."

Pirate jokes I've heard throughout my life

What did the pirate say when the steering wheel was shoved down his pants?
ARGHHHHH your driven me nuts!
Why was the pirate dissatisfied with his blind date?
She had a sunken chest and no b**....
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
They can spend years stuck at sea!
And of course: Why couldn't the teenagers watch the pirate movie?
BECAUSE IT WAS RATED ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

So the pope coes to New York...

and flags a taxi. The taxi is extremely suprised to see the pope, and quickly ushers him into his cab. After a few minutes of silence, the pope says to the taxi driver "You know, being the pope, I've always have people drive me places, and I rarely get the chance to drive myself. Would you mind if I got behind the wheel for a little while?" Not wanting to say no to the pope, the taxi driver lets him drive. They get pulled over by the police soon after, since the pope was driving way over the speed limit. The officee walks up to the cab, is about to give them ticket, until he sees the pope. Not sure of what to do in this sitution, he calls his superior. "Sir, I just pulled over this guy for speeding, and he's *really* important. What do I do?" "Well who is the guy, the mayor?" "Nah, bigger than that" " Is he a movie star?" " No, way bigger than that" "Is he the president?" "No, he's bigger than that" "Well then who is he!?" "I dunno, but he's got the pope driving for him!"

So a pirate walks into a bar...

So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants..
Bar Tender: "hi sir, um.. you know you have a steering wheel in your pants right?"
Pirate: "Aye! it's driving me nuts!"

A pirate goes to the doctor

A doctor walks into his exam room and is greeted with a strange sight: a pirate captain with a ships steering wheel protruding from his waistline. The doctor says "Well, I'm not sure what you came in here for, but I think we should start by addressing the steering wheel down your pants."
The pirate nods fervently, and says "Yarr, it's been drivin' me nuts!"

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire.
My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

There's a new wheelchair party forming

But it doesn't really stand for anything.
(At least it'll always have a spokes person)

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants

The bartender says, "Pirate, you know you got a steering wheel attached to your w**...?"
The pirate replies, "ARRG! It's drivin' me nuts!"

My favorite pirate joke

A pirate walks into a bar with a huge wooden ships wheel stuck down the front of his pants, as he waddles up to the bar the bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that thing bother you?"
To which the pirate replies, "Gaarrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

Terrifying Story

A guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, jumped up in the air and yanked the wheel over. The car mounted the curb, demolished a lamppost and came to a stop inches from a shop window. The startled passenger said "I didn't mean to frighten you, just wanted to ask you something." Taxi driver says "Not your fault Sir. It's my first day as a cab driver, I've been driving a hearse for the past 25 years".

A pirate walks into a bar...

...with a steering wheel mounted on his c**....
He says to the bartender "Yar, I'll get me a r**...."
The bartender says "Okay buddy. But first you gotta tell me... what's with the steering wheel on your c**...?"
The pirate says "I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

A joke my granpda tells to me every time I see him

A pirate walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a drink. The bartender gives him the drink and says "sir do you know there's a steering wheel in your pants" the pirate replies "yarr, its driving me nuts"

A pirate walks into a bar...

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his c**.... The bartender looks at the steering wheel and asks, "Doesn't that bother you?" The pirate responds, "Yar it's driving me nuts."

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major.
I lied about the wheels.

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel :)

So MotherTeresa is in heaven, but...

she notices that Princess Diana has a bigger halo than her. So Mother Teresa goes to God and asks why Princess Diana has a larger halo. God laughs and responds, "Oh, that's not a halo, that's the steering wheel."
My grandmother told me this joke, all credit to her.

A pirate walks into a bar

with a steering wheel stuffed in his pants. The bartender looks at him and asks, "Why is there a steering wheel sticking out your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrr, it's driving me nuts!"

Wheelchair athletes have just been banned from the Paralympics

They tested positive for WD40

Three men walk into a car part store...

I need taillights for a Mustang the first one says. What year? the employee asks. 2015 he answers. There you go , the worker hands in the parts. The second guy goes to the counter, saying I need a steering wheel for a Mustang . What year?
1997 he answers. There you go . After he payed, the third guy comes to the counter. I need rear suspensions for a Mustang . There you go .

A pirate has a steering wheel attached to his c**....

As he walks down the street someone notices and asks "Doesn't that hurt?"
The pirate replies, "Arr, it drives me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender looks at him for a moment, before asking, "Hey, what's up with the steering wheel?"
The pirate goes "Arghhh, it be driving me nuts."

I was driving around in my tricycle all day

I worked it so hard, it lost a wheel. The tricycle is two tired now.

A pirate walks into a bar

A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel sticking out his c**....
'Does that not hurt?' asks the bartender.
To which the pirate replies: 'Yaarr, it's driving me nuts!'

A pirate captain walks into a bar...

...with a peg leg, a steering wheel hanging from his pants, and a parrot on his shoulder.
Bartender: "Excuse me Captain, but you have a steering wheel hanging from your pants!"
Pirate: "Arrrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

Wheelchairs should have pedals on them

So if you get tired of using your arms you can pedal

Not sure if Jesus was black or white...

...but he certainly wasn't asian, or people wouldn't be asking him to take the wheel.

There's this wheelchair bound kid that gets bullied alot.

It's really sad cause he can't seem to stand up for himself.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

Art.
That same guy in your pool? Bob
Same guy in your hot tub? Stew
Sitting under your car that's missing a wheel? Jack
Same guy on your porch? Matt
Same guy getting hit with a baseball bat? Homer
Same guy lying in a pile of leaves? Russel
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen
Chinese girl with the same condition? Irene.

A plane flies straight toward a mountain as pilot and co-pilot pull down on the control wheel with all their might

The pilot yells "We'll never make it over that mountain" the co-pilot looks at him and says "Not with that altitude."

I dated a girl in a wheel chair once.

it was a tough relationship tho. Have you ever heard the saying "If you love her then let her go, and if she comes back then it was meant to be"?
Well don't let her go on a hill by a lake, cause she don't come back

When they put a computer at the wheel of a car, why didnt it work ?

They needed to install a driver

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of the front of his pants.

The bartender looks up and says "Hey Pirate, you've a got a steering wheel coming out of the front of your pants!"
The pirate says "Argh, it's driving me nuts."

Ever driven a car with no steering wheel?

It's pretty straight forward.

Wheel wheel wheel

If it isn't the tricycle.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants

The barkeep says, "you've got a steering wheel in your pants."
The pirate: "Aaarg! And it's driving me nuts!"
Edit * my dad may or may not have told me this joke..

An elderly woman called 911...

An elderly woman called 911 from her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into.
"They've stolen everything! My radio is gone, my center console is gone, my mirror and the rosary beads hanging from it...even the steering wheel!"
The dispatcher responds that an officer is on the way.
Minutes later, the officer arrives and radios back into dispatch.
"Disregard that last call. She got in the back seat by mistake."

A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel between his legs...

The bar tender asks him "Mate why do you have a steering wheel between your legs?" The man replies "I have no idea, but it is driving me nuts".

A friend from Mexico recently moved up to Wisconsin with me

Naturally, one of the first places we went was a cheese shop. He was being all tentative, only considering purchasing a small block of cheddar. He's never going to fit like that.
I said to him, Jesus, take the wheel.

What does it mean when you have wheels and a country girl wants you?

It means you *a tractor*

Wheel joke, What does it mean when you have wheels and a country girl wants you?

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