Whee Jokes
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What has four wheels and flys?
A garbage truck.
Wheel of Nostradamus
A man was at the fair when he heard a carnie shouting "Step right up and spin the Wheel of Nostradamus and win a prize!" Intrigued, the man approached and asked how much for one spin.
"Only five dollars per spin, sir."
Outraged, the man asked why it was so expensive. The carnie replied:
"I'm trying to turn a prophet here!"
My friend's in a wheelchair and he acts like he's the toughest guy around.
He can talk the talk, but...
There's a new wheelchair party forming
But it doesn't really stand for anything.
(At least it'll always have a spokes person)
What has four wheels and can't support a family?
A liberal arts major.
I lied about the wheels.
Wheelchair tax
The new tax on wheelchairs has been met with major resistance, with some users refusing to stand for it.
Wheelchair athletes have just been banned from the Paralympics
They tested positive for WD40
With a wheelchair, everyday is Halloween!
Children are scared of you, adults try to guess what you are, and the elderly just give you candy!
Paraphrased from the wonderful Zach Anner
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
I'm sorry.
What do you do when your bicycle's wheels wear out?
You retire it.
What has four wheels and flies?
A homeless cripple
Wheelchairs should have pedals on them
So if you get tired of using your arms you can pedal
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
...I'll see myself out.
There's this wheelchair bound kid that gets bullied alot.
It's really sad cause he can't seem to stand up for himself.
Wheel of Fortune
Me: I'd like to buy a vowel
Pat: Aren't you a millennial?
Me: *sigh* I'd like to rent a vowel
I used to own a wheelbarrow full of four-leaf clovers...
...but then I realized I really shouldn't push my luck.
Why are the wheels of the trains made with iron and not rubber?
Because if they were made with rubber, they would erase the line.
When my car's wheel had a blowout...
... I knew it was time to retire it.
Wheel wheel wheel
If it isn't the tricycle.
What has 8 wheels and flies?
What has 10 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What does it mean when you have wheels and a country girl wants you?
It means you *a tractor*
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