The Best 50 Whee Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Whee jokes. There are some whee toughest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these whee hee puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Whee Jokes and Puns

So on wheel of fortune ...

On wheel of fortune, the spokesperson interviews each person standing by their game position. the spokesperson gets to the last contestant and asks: "what is your name?"
this woman was a large, black, and chubby chick.
she replies "Treasure."
a man in the crowd whispers to his friend 'wanna know why they named her treasure?"
"sure" he replies
"because when she was born, they wanted so desperately to bury her."

What has four wheels and flys?

A garbage truck.

Wheel of Nostradamus

A man was at the fair when he heard a carnie shouting "Step right up and spin the Wheel of Nostradamus and win a prize!" Intrigued, the man approached and asked how much for one spin.

"Only five dollars per spin, sir."

Outraged, the man asked why it was so expensive. The carnie replied:

"I'm trying to turn a prophet here!"

Whee joke, Wheel of Nostradamus

What's it like to be in a wheelchair?

Well, it's no walk in the park.

My friend's in a wheelchair and he acts like he's the toughest guy around.

He can talk the talk, but...


There's a new wheelchair party forming

But it doesn't really stand for anything.

(At least it'll always have a spokes person)

I came across a turtle in the forest...

The turtle was making its way slowly down a forest path with something clinging to its back. Curious, I crept closer. Astride the turtle was a snail. And as I listened, the snail gripped the turtle's armored back and yelled, "Whee!!"

Whee joke, I came across a turtle in the forest...

I used to be in a wheelchair....

But I kept getting pushed around.

I thought this joke up at work where we deal with wheelchairs and thought I'd share.

Wheelchairs

A perfect gift for that "special" someone.

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major.

I lied about the wheels.

Wheelchair tax

The new tax on wheelchairs has been met with major resistance, with some users refusing to stand for it.

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Wheelchair athletes have just been banned from the Paralympics

They tested positive for WD40

What did the wheel say to the car after the long drive?

I tire of you.

Why can't wheels concentrate?

Because they're always tired.

With a wheelchair, everyday is Halloween!

Children are scared of you, adults try to guess what you are, and the elderly just give you candy!

Paraphrased from the wonderful Zach Anner

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

I'm sorry.

Whee joke, What has four wheels and flies?

What do you do when your bicycle's wheels wear out?

You retire it.

What has four wheels and flies?

A homeless cripple

Wheelchairs should have pedals on them

So if you get tired of using your arms you can pedal


What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

...I'll see myself out.

There's this wheelchair bound kid that gets bullied alot.

It's really sad cause he can't seem to stand up for himself.

Wheel of Fortune

Me: I'd like to buy a vowel
Pat: Aren't you a millennial?
Me: *sigh* I'd like to rent a vowel

If you don't like 18 wheelers

Does that mean you're anti-semi?

I used to own a wheelbarrow full of four-leaf clovers...

...but then I realized I really shouldn't push my luck.

Why are the wheels of the trains made with iron and not rubber?

Because if they were made with rubber, they would erase the line.

When my car's wheel had a blowout...

... I knew it was time to retire it.

Wheel wheel wheel

If it isn't the tricycle.

What has 8 wheels and flies?

A dump truck

What has 10 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

What does it mean when you have wheels and a country girl wants you?

It means you *a tractor*

What has wheels and flies, but is not an airplane?

A garbage truck

Being in a wheelchair and trying to get ready in the mirror in the worst.

I cant stand to look at myself.

Why are wheelchair users fans of Liverpool FC?

Because they'll never walk alone.

How do wheelchair users communicate at long distances?

Not with walkie talkies

The wheels on Tabasco

Round & round.

I don't know why everyone says the wheel was such a technological advancement

I mean it can't even run doom.

What did the wheelchair-bound software developer say when asked to speak at an Apple Keynote?

"Sorry, but I don't do stand-up comedy."

Just because someone is in a wheelchair

Just because someone is in a wheelchair doesn't mean they'll let you push them around.

How does a wheel work?

Tirelessly.

Why are there no wheel chair characters in battle royal games?

Because it's last person standing wins.

What has more than three wheels and flies ?

Garbage trucks

Wheelchair gang rise up!!!

Oh...wait.

My wheelchair bound girlfriend broke up with me.

I think it was because she couldn't stand me.

What's got 4 wheels and flies

A garbage truck

What does 4 wheel drive and a high intellect have in common?

They both allow you to get stuck where others can't pull you out.

The Wheelbarrow

A guy comes home and tells his wife "Honey I'd like to try a new sex position." She asks "What'sĀ  it called?" He replies "It's called the wheelbarrow. Do you remember when you we were kids and we would walk each other around on your hands like a wheelbarrow?She says "Okay but I'll try it only under two conditions. One if my back starts to hurt we'll stop right away. And two I don't want to go by my mom's house."

What's got four wheels, no wings, and flies?

A rubbish truck.

Third wheeling with a toxic couple SUCKS.

Btw.. I'm with my parents right now..

My wheelchair bound grandpa is in the nursing home.

I went to visit him for the first time. As we're discussing the local baseball team, he starts slowly leaning to the right in his chair. A nurse come running over and straightens him back up.

As the topic turns to football, he slowly starts leaning to the left. The same nurse rushes over to straighten him up again.

As she walked away, I asked:

Me: So gramps, how do you like living here so far?

A tear starts running down his face as he gets this wistful look in his eyes.

Grandpa: it's not too bad. I just wish they would let me fart.

Third wheeling a really toxic couple is hard

Anyway, I'm out with my parents

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the whee heh jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working whee deal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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