The Best 19 Whatsoever Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Whatsoever jokes. There are some whatsoever niggardly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these whatsoever consequences puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Whatsoever Jokes and Puns

A college professor reminds her class of the next day's final exam saying, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever"

A guy sitting at the back asks, What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, and says, Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.

A college teacher reminds her class of the next day's final exam.

Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head sweetly.

Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.

A boy in Russia asks his Grandpa...

Grandpa? asked a little boy, Is it true that in 1986 there was an accident at Chernobyl Nuclear Plant?

Yes, it's true, said the grandpa, and patted his grandson's head.

Is it also true that no one was harmed and there were no consequences whatsoever?

Yes, it's true, said the grandpa, and patted the grandson's second head.

Whatsoever joke, A boy in Russia asks his Grandpa...

My body looks as if it were chiseled from marble

I'm not muscular whatsoever I'm just really white.

A Russian boy walks up to his grandfather...

"Grandpa, is it true that there was a nuclear disaster at the Chernobyl Power Plant?" he says. "Yes, there was." replied the Grandfather, patting the boy's head.

The boy then says "And is it true that there were absolutely no consequences of it whatsoever?". The Grandpa says "Yep. None at all." and pats the boy's second head


Looks like I'm in the doghouse again..

Last night whilst the wife was asleep I swapped her tampax for a party popper.

No sense of humour whatsoever!

Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people.

Others have no imagination whatsoever.

Whatsoever joke, Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people.

I swear to god, people these days have no morals whatsoever

I was at church today and some scumbag lit a cigarette with an alter candle, I was so shocked I almost dropped my beer

When should guys ask for a girl's hand?

When they get tired of their own.

I saw this on a game forum and it was not related whatsoever

My wife left me because I never paid her any attention whatsoever.

Or something like that. I wasn't really listening.

I have a joke that has nothing whatsoever to do with the outdoors...

Sorry, I'm afraid it's an inside joke.

You can explore whatsoever false reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean whatsoever economical dad jokes. There are also whatsoever puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What rhymes with anxiety?

Think about that question non stop for no reason whatsoever.

Women are like helicopters...

You know they work and you trust them, but if you make any effort to understand them whatsoever you'd be too terrified to go near them.

What's the same about x girlfriends and slinkies?

They're no fun whatsoever, but when you push them down the stairs it gives you a little smile.

Along with antimatter and dark matter, a new type of matter was discovered

Called doesn't matter, which has absolutely no affect on the universe whatsoever

Some people's standards make no sense whatsoever

For some reason being under 18 is a huge turn off...

Whatsoever joke, Some people's standards make no sense whatsoever

Fallout 76

Fallout 76 is a masterpiece with no flaws whatsoever.

Job had some trouble looking up to his friends Eliphaz, Elihu, and Zophar for wisdom...

But he couldn't look up at Bildad the Shoe-height whatsoever.

Why did the police officer shoot the black guy?

Since he posed no threat to anyone whatsoever.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the whatsoever design jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working whatsoever commitments piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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