The Best 11 Whatsapp Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Whatsapp jokes. There are some whatsapp icloud jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these whatsapp gmail puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Whatsapp Jokes and Puns

Facebook bought WhatsApp for $19 billion. What a bunch of morons.

They could've just downloaded it for free.

The Polite Way to Pee 

a friend sent this to me on whatsapp today.

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" 

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' 

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite'

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 😢

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. 

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners? 

Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.' 

The teacher fainted...

Me: Dad, How did you guys manage without Whatsapp & Facebook?

My Dad:Β We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

Whatsapp joke, Me: Dad, How did you guys manage without Whatsapp & Facebook?

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Bugs Bunny goes to the doctors

and the doctor sees him on his phone and asks him, "What are you doing on your phone?"

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."


Why would anyone still use traditional sms text messages when you can just use WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

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State without an A joke

Question: State without the letter β€˜A’.

Answer: Stte

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Admin Jokes

Ladki wale(ladke se): beta kya kerte ho…?
Ladka: jee admin department mein Hun….
Ladki wale (khush hokar): kaun si company mein beta…
Ladka: whatsapp per 3-4 groups ka admin Hun….
Dedicated to All Admins ….

I lost my faith in this world...

Today they offered me to have sex with a sexy 21 years old girl as long as I would publicize the new detergent CL-UP! to all my Whatsapp list. Obviously I didn't do it since my moral is really strong, almost as strong as the new detergent CL-UP for only 6.99$!!!

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the whatsapp mms jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working whatsapp hotmail piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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