Whats Up Jokes
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Funniest Whats Up Short Jokes
Short whats up jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The whats up humour may include short wats up jokes also.
- Interviewer: "I heard you were extremely quick at math" Me: "yes, as a matter of fact I am"
Interviewer: "Whats 14x27"
Me: "49"
Interviewer: "that's not even close"
me: "yeah, but it was fast" - Genie: Whats your first wish? Dave: I wish I was rich.
Genie: Granted, what's your second wish?
Rich: I want lots of money. - Whats wet on the inside and hairy on the outside. It starts with 'C', ends with 'T', and has a 'U' and an 'N' in the middle. Coconut.
- Whats the difference between an ISIS training camp and a children's hospital? I dunno, I just fly the drone...
- I am so high and I made up a joke and I want to tell it and make someone laugh but no one is home so: Whats an epileptics favorite food? SEIZURE salad.
I peed - Whats the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? An amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!"
A professional thief says, "sign here please.." - Whats the difference between an al qaeda training camp and a school? I dont know, I just fly the drones.
- If someone who speaks 2 languages is Bilingual, whats someone who speaks 1 called? American.
- Whats the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl You have to drop the bomb twice before she finally gets it
- Whats the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts Beer nuts are $1.50 a lb. And deer nuts are under a buck.
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Whats Up One Liners
Which whats up one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with whats up? I can suggest the ones about honeymoon up and whats.
- Whats the worst thing to hear during open heart surgery? Anything
- Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? How I bought your mother
- Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color? M'genta
- Whats the internal temperature of a taun taun? Luke warm
- Whats blue and doesn't fit anymore A dead epileptic
- Whats blue and isn't heavy? Light blue
- Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet
- Whats 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy? A $100 dollar bill.
- Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops? It's counterproductive
- Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance
- Whats common between dark jokes and little kids with cancer... They never get old.
- Whats something you can say about your car but not your wife? It was very affordable.
- Whats a wind turbines favourite colour? Blew!
- Whats black and doesnt work? Decaffeinated coffee, you racist
- Whats the problem with feminist picnics ? None of them make the sandwiches.
Hilarious Whats Up Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about whats up you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hows jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make whats up pranks.
I just saw an Indian guy shaking a piece of carpet outside his door.
I said, "Whats up, Won't it start?"
A doctor's receptionist is working away when she sees a nun running out of the doctor's office in floods of tears.
"whats up with her?" asked the receptionist.
"Oh, I told her she was pregnant", answered the doctor.
"Oh, no! That's terrible".
"Don't worry," said the doctor, "she's not, but it's cured her hiccups".
What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
Wasabi!! (Whats up B)
What did bugs bunny save his word processing as?
Whats up.doc
So j made a joke up
A master chef dies goes to heaven. Immediatly he finds himself in the kitchen doing what he loves. He begins cooking all the foood just like he did when he was alive. Finally he gets a strange order, a steak well done sprinkled with holy water. So he asks whats up with this order.
For Christs steak Micheal.
A blind man walks into a fish store ...
and says: "Whats up girls".
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his zipper...
He sets up at the bar and orders a drink. The bar tender says, "whooaa whoaaa, before I serve you a drink, whats up with the steering wheel coming out of your zipper?" The pirate just says, "yaarrg its drivin' me nuts"
A bear goes into a bar
walks up to the counter and blops down, doesn't say a word and after a while the bartender asks "what'll it be bud?"
The bear looks up from the counter and yes, "I think ill have..." and after 10 seconds goes, "a gin and tonic"
bartender nods and says, " well alright, but whats up with the pause."
Bear looks down and says, "what these? had em for years"
I just called a bouncy house place for my kids birthday party...
We got one larger than last year but the guy quoted us 50% higher cost.
I asked him whats up with the price.
He said, blame inflation.
A Norwegian fisherman came in to a bar...
A Norwegian fisherman came in to a bar, after a couple of beers he walked up to a lady and asked; "whats up?"
The lady, obviously not interested, said; " I'm a lesbian"
"what the h**... is that?" He said.
"Well," she said; "i prefer having s**... with women and drink beer".
The man went quiet, lost in thought with a confused look in his eyes.
After a minute she had to break the silence; "so, whats up with you?"
The man looked at her; "I thought I was a fisherman, but now i wonder if I'm actually a lesbian."
In Canada, they had to change Bugs Bunny's famous line....
From "Eh, what's up, Doc"? to "Whats up Doc, eh"?
A guy walks into a bar and orders a whisky neat....
He pins it in one go...
He orders another... pins that too..
After about 4 whiskys, the barman asks him "whats up?"
"Im after having my first blo job" says the guy..
"Ah good man..", says the barman.."here, have this whisky on the house..congratulations!!"
The guy replies " if 4 didnt get the taste out of my mouth, I dont think a fifth will help!!"
How do Japanese bloods say whats up to eachother?
Wassah B?
Whats up Cake?
Muffin
Whats up between gay people and h**...
I don't know but I've heard it's a positive thing.
[Dark joke] The little girl next to a canyon...
A little girl stands next to a canyon crying. An old man stops at her and asks her "whats up? what happened?".
The girl said "My parents fell down and died! Now I am out all alone!". The old man opens his trousers zip. "Doesn't seem to be your day".
Whats up with all this LGBTQ+ stuff?
Like I get there are more colors, but can't we just stick to **RGB**?
Seinfeld, whats up with that?
I mean, is it a sitcom is it a stand up show, make up your mind!
What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?
Whats up M8?
What did the shoe say to the chair?
Whats up?
Do you know updog
whats up dog
nothing much what about you
xD
What does a black biologist say when he sees a monkey?
Whats up cuz!!!
airplane food
whats up with that?
What does a donkey say?
It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?"
(I was 9 when i made this okay)
So, I once went fishing with a fishing pole and brick...
...after some time a hot blonde walked up to me and asked:
-"What are you doing?"
-"Fishing"
-"Ok, I get what the fishing rod is for, but whats up with the brick?"
-"Oh, If you have s**... with me, I'll tell you."
She considered for a moment and agreed.
After 2 minutes, when I was done, she asked again:
-"So, now you have to tell me! Whats the brick for?"
-"oh, well... It is easier to fish with the brick."
-"How come?"
-''You are my 4th catch today.''
The Mermaid Joke
A guy walks into a bar and sees a man at the other end with a very small head, about the size of a softball. He walks up and says, I just have to ask, whats up with your head? The guy with the tiny head says, "I was walking along the beach alone one night and a mermaid appeared. She said that she was magical and can grant me one wish. I hadn't had any luck with the ladies in a long time so my wish was to have s**... with the mermaid. She responded that she was a mermaid and it wasnt physically possible for her to have s**... with a human. So I responded, how about a little head?"
Zing!
