Whatcha Jokes
24 whatcha jokes and hilarious whatcha puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about whatcha that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Ever heard a What's Up or Whatcha Doin? joke? Check out these hilarious drinkin' and watcha wanna jokes that are sure to make even the toughest adults laugh!
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Funniest Whatcha Short Jokes
Short whatcha jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The whatcha humour may include short yup jokes also.
- A capricious vulture asked his father "Hey Dad, whatcha eating??" "Carrion, my wayward son."
- Rabinowitz: Whatcha reading? Rabinowitz: Whatcha reading?
Topper: Great Expectations.
Rabinowitz: Is it any good?
Topper: Its not all I hoped for.
Hot Shots Part Deux.
Best joke in the movie. - Coin collecting seems more popular in the bigger cities, whenever i visit one i always have people asking me "Sir, sir do you have any change?" Whatcha looking for fella a 1937 wheat penny??
- Thought this up at work, prolly not funny, whatcha call it when a jew with Jiu-Jitsu skills fights you? Jewhitsyou.
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Whatcha One Liners
Which whatcha one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with whatcha? I can suggest the ones about hows and fella.
- Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
- Whatcha call someone who discriminates against you's? Anti-semantic
- Whatcha say if your yoga instructor gf asks if your going to pull out? Namaste in you.
- This week on the walking dead... Little Kid: Whatcha' doin'?
Carol: Say my name. - FINISH THIS SAYING -Whatcha doin'?
- Whatcha call a bunch of special ed kids on p**... brownies? High rollers
Great Whatcha Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about whatcha you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean replies jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make whatcha pranks.
Bury the dead!
One day little Timmy is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asked.
Timmy replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him."
"That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor.
Timmy shot back, "That's because he's inside your f**...' cat!!!"
A man walks into a store and he saw a thermos.
The clerk walks up to him and asks, "May I help you with anything?"
"Yea! What is that?"
"Why that's a thermos!"
"What's it do?"
"It keeps things hot and it keeps things cold!"
"I'll take it"
The next day the man goes to work carrying this thermos. His co-workers ask him, "What's that!"
"It's a thermos"
"What's it do?"
"It keeps things hot and it keeps things cold!"
"So whatcha got in it?"
"Two popsicles and a cup of coffee."
A cowboy is riding across the plain one day,
when he sees an Indian chief laying on the ground with his ear pressed firmly to the earth. Never having seen this before, the cowboy says "Hey chief whatcha doin there." The chief in broken english says "Ugg, buffalo come." The cowboy says "That's amazing chief, how can you tell?" The Chief reply's "Ear sticky."
Two blondes are walking down the street...
...one of them is carrying a large bag.
The first blonde says " whatcha got in the bag?"
The second blonde says " chickens, I've got chickens in my bag. Tell you what, if you guess
how many ive got, I'll give you both of them"
The first blonde thinks for a second and says ..."three!"
Man finds a lamp
He rubs it and pop the genie comes out.
Genie: I shall grant you three wishes.
Man: I wish for a world with no Lawyers.
Genie: p**...! Done, now you have no more wishes.
Man: but you said three.
Genie: Whatcha gonna do? Sue me!
A man is sitting at home…
when he hears a knock at his door. He opens the door and there's no one there- cranes his neck to look and see if anyone is hiding he looks left and right- nothing.
As he's about to close the door- he looks down and sees a snail. He shrugs his shoulders and flicks the snail across his yard.
2 years go by
The same man is at home and there's a knock at the door.
He opens the door and a snail says, Hey! Whatcha do that for?
A girl who caught me looking at her very toned legs in jeans.
Her: "Whatcha looking at?"
Me: Sorry your legs look great in those
jeans.
Her: You should see me without them.
ME: Why would you t**... legs?
I got slapped at the club the other day
I went dancing at a local club, hoping to get a little action since it's been a while. I met this gorgeous girl and asked her to dance, a little emboldened by the alcohol. After the first song with her body so close to mine, she leans in and says "You smell good! Whatcha got on?"
I said, "Well, I have a hard-on but I didn't know you could smell it."
Two guys at a yard sale are chatting, one says whatcha got there, pal?
Fella over there sold me a bunch of dominoes, a paint can, a ball, and a mousetrap
What in the h**... would you need all that junk for?
He said I can use it to crack an egg
You're such a rube, Goldberg
An American customs agent and an Canadian customs agent are having a beer after a long week.
The Canadian says "Man, you wouldn't believe this dumb American r**... trying to cross the border. I ask him 'Do you have any weapons, son?' and the kid says "Sure, whatcha need?'"
The American scoffs. "I got you beat. About three weeks ago, this dumb Canadian punk comes down. I ask him 'Are you carrying any fruits or vegetables?' The kid thinks for a second and says 'Is m**... a vegetable?'"
A man had pen-pals all across the Caribbean.
He had one friend in in Cuba and many all across Jamaica. One day the Cuban is traveling abroad near the man's home and asks if he can stop by for dinner while he's there. The man thinks this is a fantastic idea and starts cooking when his roommate walks in.
"Hey, what's up?"
"One of my pen-pals is in the area and we're having him over for dinner."
"Sounds good. Whatcha makin'?"
"No, it's the guy from Cuba."
A man leaned sadly against a wall.
His friend came up to him.
Friend: "Hey, whatcha doing?"
Man: "Practicing being rejected."
Friend: "By yourself?"
Man: "I asked a girl if she could help me, and she said no!"
A nice movie
Gf: whatcha doing?
Me:I'm seeing a movie right now.
Gf:Oh what is it about?
Me:Once upon a time a family is attacked in which the mother dies and son becomes physically disabled and then a few years later his son gets kidnapped and the rest for the movie is about the father overcoming his fears and how he rescues his son.
Gf:o**... such an interesting plot what is the title.
Me:Umm...it's Finding Nemo.
