The Best 17 Whatcha Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Whatcha jokes. There are some whatcha yeah jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these whatcha imma puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Whatcha Jokes and Puns

Bury the dead!

One day little Timmy is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asked.
Timmy replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him."
"That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor.
Timmy shot back, "That's because he's inside your fuckin' cat!!!"

A cowboy is riding across the plain one day,

when he sees an Indian chief laying on the ground with his ear pressed firmly to the earth. Never having seen this before, the cowboy says "Hey chief whatcha doin there." The chief in broken english says "Ugg, buffalo come." The cowboy says "That's amazing chief, how can you tell?" The Chief reply's "Ear sticky."

Two blondes are walking down the street... of them is carrying a large bag.

The first blonde says " whatcha got in the bag?"

The second blonde says " chickens, I've got chickens in my bag. Tell you what, if you guess

how many ive got, I'll give you both of them"

The first blonde thinks for a second and says ..."three!"

Whatcha joke, Two blondes are walking down the street...

Man finds a lamp

He rubs it and pop the genie comes out.

Genie: I shall grant you three wishes.

Man: I wish for a world with no Lawyers.

Genie: Poof! Done, now you have no more wishes.

Man: but you said three.

Genie: Whatcha gonna do? Sue me!

A girl who caught me looking at her very toned legs in jeans.

Her: "Whatcha looking at?"

Me: Sorry your legs look great in those

Her: You should see me without them.

ME: Why would you take off your legs?

I got slapped at the club the other day

I went dancing at a local club, hoping to get a little action since it's been a while. I met this gorgeous girl and asked her to dance, a little emboldened by the alcohol. After the first song with her body so close to mine, she leans in and says "You smell good! Whatcha got on?"

I said, "Well, I have a hard-on but I didn't know you could smell it."

Two guys at a yard sale are chatting, one says whatcha got there, pal?

Fella over there sold me a bunch of dominoes, a paint can, a ball, and a mousetrap

What in the hell would you need all that junk for?

He said I can use it to crack an egg

You're such a rube, Goldberg

Whatcha joke, Two guys at a yard sale are chatting, one says  whatcha got there, pal?

An American customs agent and an Canadian customs agent are having a beer after a long week.

The Canadian says "Man, you wouldn't believe this dumb American redneck trying to cross the border. I ask him 'Do you have any weapons, son?' and the kid says "Sure, whatcha need?'"

The American scoffs. "I got you beat. About three weeks ago, this dumb Canadian punk comes down. I ask him 'Are you carrying any fruits or vegetables?' The kid thinks for a second and says 'Is marijuana a vegetable?'"

Bad cows, bad cows,

whatcha gonna moo?!

A man leaned sadly against a wall.

His friend came up to him.

Friend: "Hey, whatcha doing?"

Man: "Practicing being rejected."

Friend: "By yourself?"

Man: "I asked a girl if she could help me, and she said no!"

A nice movie

Gf: whatcha doing?

Me:I'm seeing a movie right now.

Gf:Oh what is it about?

Me:Once upon a time a family is attacked in which the mother dies and son becomes physically disabled and then a few years later his son gets kidnapped and the rest for the movie is about the father overcoming his fears and how he rescues his son.

Gf:Omg such an interesting plot what is the title.'s Finding Nemo.

You can explore whatcha wanna reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean whatcha nothin dad jokes. There are also whatcha puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Rabinowitz: Whatcha reading?

Rabinowitz: Whatcha reading?
Topper: Great Expectations.
Rabinowitz: Is it any good?
Topper: Its not all I hoped for.

Hot Shots Part Deux.

Best joke in the movie.

Whatcha call a bunch of special ed kids on pot brownies?

High rollers

Whatcha call someone who discriminates against you's?


Whatcha say if your yoga instructor gf asks if your going to pull out?

Namaste in you.

Coin collecting seems more popular in the bigger cities, whenever i visit one i always have people asking me

"Sir, sir do you have any change?" Whatcha looking for fella a 1937 wheat penny??

Whatcha joke, Coin collecting seems more popular in the bigger cities, whenever i visit one i always have people a

Thought this up at work, prolly not funny, whatcha call it when a jew with Jiu-Jitsu skills fights you?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the whatcha goin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working whatcha hey piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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