Wham Jokes
29 wham jokes and hilarious wham puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wham that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Wham Short Jokes
Short wham jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wham humour may include short slam jokes also.
- I was helping out George Micheal and Emeril Lagasse, and they decided to repay me by checking me out for breast cancer. It was a wham bam thank you mammogram.
- George Michael was once a little-known musician, but once he finally hit the charts... Wham! He was a superstar.
- I hadn't heard any news about george michael for nearly a year... And then Wham! Last Christmas.
- Did you guys hear about George Michael's passing? It's like, one day you're here... and then WHAM! you're gone.
- Did you know every member of the band Wham had a bed-wetting problem? They couldn't wake up before they would go-go.
- I was listening to "Club Tropicana" today... ... And it dawned on me. It's been ages since a heard a Wham! song. Come to think of it, it must have been Last Christmas.
- George Michael died trying to cross the street... He didn't look before he walked and then Wham!
- On a day when you're celebrating your faith... ...and then WHAM! George Michael's dead!
- Can't remember the name of that 80's song, huh? You might have Wham!nesia...
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Wham One Liners
Which wham one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wham? I can suggest the ones about sham and whim.
- Just when we thought there were no more celebrities to die and then WHAM!
- Just when you think 2016 has finished killing celebrities... WHAM (George Michael)
- What do you get when you mix Dr. Seuss with George Michael? Green Eggs and Wham!
- What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am? "Honey!"
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"Cheerio!" - George Michael was jus here... And then wham!
It was his last Christmas - When you think 2016 is almost over WHAM! It hits you.
- What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand? "Wham, bam, thank you fam"
- You think 2016 is over and done with... then Wham! someone else dies.
- What is it called when Carrie Fisher dies right after George Michael? A double WHAM!-my.
- Just when you think 2016 couldn't get any worse... then WHAM!
- Just when you think 2016 is out of surprises... WHAM!
(D:) - Just heard George Michael passed away. Wham, last Christmas.
- George Michael walks into a bar... Wham!
- You think this year can't get worse then Wham! George Micheal dies
- What did the doctor say when George Michael died? Wham bam thank you mam....
Uplifting Wham Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about wham you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bang jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wham pranks.
Hit a rooster
A traveling salesman was driving through farm country. He took his eye off the road for a second, then all of a sudden "WHAM!" -- he ran over a rooster crossing the road.
He stopped the car, got out, confirmed the rooster was dead, and saw a nearby farmhouse. He drove up to the house, knocked on the door, and an old farmer answered. The salesman said, "I was driving past and I think I accidentally ran over your rooster. I'm terribly sorry, but I'm more than willing to replace him."
The farmer looked puzzled for a minute, and finally shrugged his shoulders and said "Suit yourself. The hens are around the back."
