Wham Jokes

Funniest Wham Short Jokes

Short wham jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wham humour may include short slam jokes also.

1. I was helping out George Micheal and Emeril Lagasse, and they decided to repay me by checking me out for breast cancer. It was a wham bam thank you mammogram.
2. George Michael was once a little-known musician, but once he finally hit the charts... Wham! He was a superstar.
3. I hadn't heard any news about george michael for nearly a year... And then Wham! Last Christmas.
4. Did you guys hear about George Michael's passing? It's like, one day you're here... and then WHAM! you're gone.
5. Did you know every member of the band Wham had a bed-wetting problem? They couldn't wake up before they would go-go.
6. I was listening to "Club Tropicana" today... ... And it dawned on me. It's been ages since a heard a Wham! song. Come to think of it, it must have been Last Christmas.
7. Just when you think 2016 is out of surprises... WHAM!
   (D:)
8. George Michael died trying to cross the street... He didn't look before he walked and then Wham!
9. Just heard George Michael passed away. Wham, last Christmas.
10. George Michael walks into a bar... Wham!

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Wham One Liners

Which wham one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wham? I can suggest the ones about hams and sham.

1. Just when we thought there were no more celebrities to die and then WHAM!
2. Just when you think 2016 has finished killing celebrities... WHAM (George Michael)
3. What do you get when you mix Dr. Seuss with George Michael? Green Eggs and Wham!
4. Just when you think the celebrity deaths are done for 2016, Wham! there's one more.
5. When you thought all of the celeb deaths of 2016 were over then WHAM!
6. Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife... Wham!
7. What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am? "Honey!"
   [Nut]
   "Cheerio!"
8. George Michael was jus here... And then wham!
   It was his last Christmas
9. When you think 2016 is almost over WHAM! It hits you.
10. What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand? "Wham, bam, thank you fam"
11. You think 2016 is over and done with... then Wham! someone else dies.
12. What is it called when Carrie Fisher dies right after George Michael? A double WHAM!-my.
13. What could have saved George Michael's life? The Wham-bulance.
14. just when you nothing else could happen in 2016 then suddenly wham!
15. Just when you think 2016 couldn't get any worse... then WHAM!

Uplifting Wham Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about wham you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean whim jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wham pranks.