Whalecum Jokes

Following is our collection of krill humor and ultron one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Whalecum puns for adults, dirty son jokes or clean mopey gags for kids.

There is an abundance of moby jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes on whalecum. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any blubber witze you can hear about whalecum.

The Best jokes about Whalecum

And so you came to be.

Two whales are talking. A dad and his boy. The kid asks: Where did I come from? did you make me? - Yes I did! The father said. Wow, that's so cool! Thank You dad! - You're whalecum son.

What did the sperm whale have on his front porch?

A whalecum mat.

A son whale asks his father "Dad, where did I come from?"

"You come from your mother, son."

"Thanks, dad."

"You're whalecum."

One day a sailor gets on his boat named the SS Sperm whale

He notices several people looking at him wondering about the name of his boat. He decides to dispel their confusion and spreads his arms wide then says,

Hey guys! Whalecum!

What did the salmon say to the sperm whale after saving his life?

You're whalecum.


How do you respond to a Sperm Whale thanking you?

You're whaleCUM! hahahahah!

A Baby Whale asks his father "How was I Born?"

Dad:I released sperm cells into your mother.
Baby Whale: Thanks.
Dad: You're Whalecum!

How baby whales were made

Baby whale: Daddy, how was I made?
Dad: You came out of my testicles.
Baby whale: Oh, uhm... thanks?
Dad: Your whalecum

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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