The Best 8 Whalecum Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Whalecum jokes. There are some whalecum ultron jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these whalecum mopey puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Whalecum Jokes and Puns

And so you came to be.

Two whales are talking. A dad and his boy. The kid asks: Where did I come from? did you make me? - Yes I did! The father said. Wow, that's so cool! Thank You dad! - You're whalecum son.

What did the sperm whale have on his front porch?

A whalecum mat.

A son whale asks his father "Dad, where did I come from?"

"You come from your mother, son."

"Thanks, dad."

"You're whalecum."

One day a sailor gets on his boat named the SS Sperm whale

He notices several people looking at him wondering about the name of his boat. He decides to dispel their confusion and spreads his arms wide then says,

Hey guys! Whalecum!

What did the salmon say to the sperm whale after saving his life?

You're whalecum.


How do you respond to a Sperm Whale thanking you?

You're whaleCUM! hahahahah!

A Baby Whale asks his father "How was I Born?"

Dad:I released sperm cells into your mother.
Baby Whale: Thanks.
Dad: You're Whalecum!

How baby whales were made

Baby whale: Daddy, how was I made?
Dad: You came out of my testicles.
Baby whale: Oh, uhm... thanks?
Dad: Your whalecum

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the whalecum moby jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working whalecum blubber piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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