The Best 3 Whaat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Whaat jokes. There are some whaat newton jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these whaat whoa puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Whaat Jokes and Puns

This guy is shopping, see, and he approaches the clerk and asks him..

.."Excuse me, where is the Polish sausage?"
"Oh," says the clerk, "Are you Polish?"
"Whaat?" says the guy, indignantly."Are you serious? If I asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? If I asked for bagels, would you assume I was Jewish? Jeez!"
"No, I certainly would not. " said the clerk.
"Then why'd you ask if I was Polish?"
"Because, Sir," says the clerk, "This is Home Depot."

Whaat do you get when you cross a Swede and a Norwegian?

A socialist who wants to be king!

Vietnamese waiters are rude

I went to a busy Vietnamese noodle soup restaurant.

The waiter asked me to join the line.

I ask him "whaat... ?"

He pointed to the line and told me "pho queue"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the whaat kitten jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working whaat uhh piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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