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Wetting Jokes

10 wetting jokes and hilarious wetting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wetting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud with this collection of wetting jokes that will have you peeing your pants. From disks that are too moist to jokes about wetting the bed, this is a must-read for anyone who likes to have a laugh.


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What is a good wetting joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do Australians and wetting yourself in the basement have in common?

They're both incontinence down under.

Have you heard about the old geography teacher who kept wetting his bed?

His only weakness was in continents.

What's the difference between Vitamin C and your mother's sister wetting her pants?

One's an antioxidant and the other's an auntie accident.

What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem.

A Big Fat Geek Wetting.

Happiness is like wetting yourself.

Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth.

Why is wetting yourself whilst wearing a dark suit similar to doing a good job in a lot of work places?

You get a nice warm feeling but nobody notices!

I suspect my daughter has been wetting the bed and keeping it a secret

She's innocent until ruined quilty

What's bad about wetting your bed?

u**... it.

I told my son that wetting your pants is nothing to be ashamed of.

It didn't work; he's still teasing me for it.

How many medals do you win for wetting the bed?

You Win 8

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