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10 wetter jokes and hilarious wetter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wetter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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The moist finger

As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, at first encountering resistance but then plunging in, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter.
I took my finger back out and within seconds, before I knew it, she was going down on me.
And I thought to myself..... "I really need a new freakin' boat."

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel f**...

What gets wetter as you become dryer?

A necrophiliac.

What happens when you put a drier sheet in the washing machine?

It becomes a wetter sheet.
(original joke. Can't find it anywhere)

The Inventor of AutoCorrect died

The Inventor of AutoCorrect died.
Condiments are roaring in.
* He will be mist
* He was a very general food man
* He was killed in four luggages
* He is in a wetter place
* Paying for his knife and Emily
* Send flours and dalmations to---
* May he roast in piece
Funnel will be held tomato.

What's the difference between you and your shower head?

The shower head makes your girlfriend wetter than you ever will.

It might never stop raining in England

Yet german weather will be always Wetter.

What's the worst thing about s**... as a fat guy?

The fact that my armpits are wetter than the girl.

What's the difference between a campfire and a bedroom?

When things start heating up in the bedroom, the wood gets wetter.

What gets wetter the more it dries?

A towel.

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