The Best 15 Wetter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wetter jokes. There are some wetter harvey jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wetter padme puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wetter Jokes and Puns

The moist finger

As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, at first encountering resistance but then plunging in, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter.

I took my finger back out and within seconds, before I knew it, she was going down on me.

And I thought to myself..... "I really need a new freakin' boat."

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

What gets wetter as you become dryer?

A necrophiliac.

Wetter joke, What gets wetter as you become dryer?

What happens when you put a drier sheet in the washing machine?

It becomes a wetter sheet.

(original joke. Can't find it anywhere)

What's the difference between you and your shower head?

The shower head makes your girlfriend wetter than you ever will.


It might never stop raining in England

Yet german weather will be always Wetter.

What's the worst thing about sex as a fat guy?

The fact that my armpits are wetter than the girl.

Wetter joke, What's the worst thing about sex as a fat guy?

What's the difference between a campfire and a bedroom?

When things start heating up in the bedroom, the wood gets wetter.

The little mermaid asked the prince: what so you like more-handjob, or vaginal sex? to which the prince replied:

Darling it's better

Down where it's wetter

Take it from me

Being a symphorophiliac

Being a symphorophiliac when the news is on makes me wetter than a Texan.

What does the floor of my house and a girl with a partial nudity fetish have in common?

They both feel a lot wetter when Ive got socks on.

You can explore wetter chin reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean wetter humid dad jokes. There are also wetter puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What wetter the last words Marvin Gaye heard?

Son, this is the last .45 you're gonna hear!

Sequel to Joel Osteen's book "Become A Better You" is in the works...

I've heard it's titled "Become A Wetter You".

A sinking feeling

I put my finger inside and feel as it gets wetter and wetter. When I take it out, she immediately starts to go down on me. I then think to myself, "I really need to get a new boat."

Women are like sand.

The deeper you go, the wetter they get.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wetter waterlogged jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wetter soggy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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