Wetness Jokes
6 wetness jokes and hilarious wetness puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wetness that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheeky Wetness Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What is a good wetness joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I got in trouble with the Super Soaker Mafia the other day
I had to be put in the Wetness Protection Program
Why did the tear testify in court?
Because he was an eye wetness.
My deodorant is called "state's evidence"...
Part of the Wetness Protection program.
Last night I rode my bike to the store and they had my favorite whiskey on sale!
I had to ride my bike home with the bottle in my jacket. On the way back I hit a p**... hole, fell down and immediately felt some wetness under my jacket. You can imagine my relief when I realized it was just blood!
Where did the fish go after witnessing a m**...?
The wetness protection program.
Dad Joke
"Hey dad, why are you hiding behind that bush with a poncho?"
"Shh, you'll blow my cover!"
"What are you talking about?"
"I'm in wetness protection"
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"Whatever, dad"
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