That takes the number of girls i've made wet this year to -1
They start off wet and wild but in the end, they take your house.
Coconut.
A wet nose.
They come in hot and wet and leave with **THE LAWN CHAIRS WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARA YOU BITCH!**
They enter your life wet and wild, and they leave with your lawn furniture THAT WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARAH, YOU BITCH.
And I reply, really I'd prefer wet pussy.
Apparently this is not an appropriate thing to say at KFC.
A coconut.
They come into your life wet and wild and then leave wiTH THE FURNITURE WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SUSAN YOU BITCH
Give it to me! She yelled.
"I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!"
She could scream all she wanted.
I was keeping the umbrella.
NASA: I'm coming!
I think it's time to make a stand.
But try as she might, she wasn't getting my umbrella.
…are not a request…
She could scream all she wanted, I was not giving her the umbrella.
Mars: Come over
NASA: You're 33.9 million miles away
Mars: I'm wet
NASA: I'm coming over
I told her she can scream all she wants, she's not getting my umbrella
I simply told her This umbrella is mine. Go get your own.
"Son, you're going to have to stop money laundering."
Once you're past the tender breasts and the juicy thighs all you have left is a greasy wet box to put your bone in.
But she can scream all she wants, I'm not giving her the umbrella
Woman: Hi there!
Man: Do you know me?
Woman: I think you're the father of one of my kids.
Man: Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?
Woman: No.... I'm your son's teacher.
Because when they come, they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them.
She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.
Straight until you get them wet.
A moist owlette.
When they come in, it's exciting and wet, but after they leave, half your shit's gone.
"Do I know you?" he asks.
She says, "Aren't you the dad of one of my kids?"
He thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful and says, "Were you the hooker I fucked over the pool table at my bucks night, while your mate spanked me with a piece of wet celery while shoving that massive cucumber up my ass?"
She stares at him and says, "No, I'm your daughters teacher!"
A wet nose.
no one can beat me at doing a cannonball in the pool.
She can scream all she wants but the umbrella is mine.
The moral of this story? A wet pussy makes a cock happy.
Coconut
A scientist wanted to develop a bra that stops women's boobs from bouncing while running & doesn't show nipples when wet.
Don't panic, we killed the son of a bitch.
Two policemen call the station on their radio.
"Hello. ..... Is this the Sarge?"
"Yes?"
"We have a case here, Sarge. A woman has shot her husband
dead for stepping on the floor she had mopped."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet."
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