The Best 25 Wet Dream Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wet Dream jokes. There are some wet dream jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wet dream puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wet Dream Jokes and Puns

All of my wet dreams are nightmares

I call them scream and creams

Just had a wet dream about my ex

She got hit by a bus and i pissed myself laughing

What do you call it when Shakespeare has a wet dream?

Mid summer Night's cream

I had a wet dream last night about dogs...

Talk about coming in my boxers.

I know I'm getting old because...

I'm having dry dreams and wet farts


Told my ex I had a wet dream about her last night

She fell off a cliff and I pissed myself laughing

Why do we call it a wet dream,

Instead of a snorgasm?

I fell asleep in the shower last night

I guess you could say I had a few wet dreams

I almost had a wet dream last night. Very embarrassing...

Time to take matters into my own hands.

Three guys were camping together

And they all had to share a tent, sleeping side by side.

They go to bed, and when they wake up, one of the guys said, I had the weirdest thing happen last night. I had my first wet dream since I was a teenager.

Shocked, another one of the campers spoke up. You know what? I also had a wet dream last night.

The last guy chimes in and says, you guys are lucky. In my dream, I was an Olympic skier.

You know you are getting old







When you have dry dreams and wet farts!

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My friend got mad at me because I had a wet dream when I stayed at his house...

it was a daydream.

Last night I dreamt that my town's water tower exploded.

It was a wet dream.

What is a fireman's greatest dream?

A wet dream.

My friend at NASA told me he was very satisfied to discover a lake on Mars.

He told me it was always a wet dream of his.

I have a recurring wet dream about Theresa May

Where I'm drowning her in the Thames.

It's great working with pools and other aquatics

Because now I can make all of your wet dreams come true

Why did the restless Scottish man have a wet dream?

Because he was counting sheep!

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.


I had a wet dream about my mother in law ...

... I woke up with my pyjamas drenched in night sweat

A man talks to his wife

"I just had a wet dream" he says.

"Oh yeah, was I in it?" The wife replies

"Yes, you were honey" he laughs to himself

"Good, that will be 100 dollars"

What does a doctor see in a wet dream?

Hepatitties

A 12 year old boy experienced his first wet dream

Scared by the experience he went to his dad
Boy: umhh dad, i had a strange thing come out of my peepee last night
Dad: don't worry son it was nutting

I've been having this recurring dream about a super hot waitress...

She keeps giving me wet naps.

[Serious] what are the serious impacts of drinking water just after you had had a wet dream?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wet dream jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wet dream piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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