The Best 5 Western Cowboy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Western Cowboy jokes. There are some western cowboy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these western cowboy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Western Cowboy Jokes and Puns

My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas.

The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was.

He told her one had a horn and one didn't.

She replied, "The one without the horn is fine. I don't expect we'll run into too much traffic."

I saw this really good movie in a hotel..

There were a lot of gunfights, cowboys, saloons and drinking. It was the Best Western I've ever seen.

I saw this great movie while staying at this hotel. It had a ton of gunfights, cowboys, and saloons.

It was The Best Western I've ever seen.

Yep, Im a cowboy in a new country and western song

My wife left me, my dog left me, and I'll be darned if my self-driving pickup didn't leave me too.

What's the difference between cowboy boots and 'western' boots?

Cowboy boots have the bulls**t on the outside.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the western cowboy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working western cowboy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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