West Coast Jokes
22 west coast jokes and hilarious west coast puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about west coast that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest West Coast Short Jokes
Short west coast jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The west coast humour may include short east coast jokes also.
- I was travelling on the West Coast when I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that said: "I miss Detroit" ...so I broke a window, stole the radio, and left a note that said, "Hope this helps."
- If you live on the west coast of the USA right near the factory that makes diet pizza pockets, and you eat one Then that is a local lo-cal Cal-zone calzone.
- RIP Kanye West, died after what police think was his attempt to walk on water... Coast Guard attempted rescue, but say he was too dense.
- There is a new cruise line that goes down the west coast of South America It's called Perusing
- West Coast problems If you meet a vegan, and they do crossfit, which do they talk about first?
- Soon the entire west coast will have legalized Cannabis. Now there needs to be a campaign to get it legalized all the way to the East coast. We can call it the *Cannabis Destiny*.
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West Coast One Liners
Which west coast one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with west coast? I can suggest the ones about coast and pacific.
- A Song of Ice and Fire The East and West Coasts
- What does womens basketball and the west coast have in common? Almost no Dunkin'!
- What do you call the chest of an obese person from the West Coast? A California Roll.
- The West Coast is so last year
- What type of fish reps the west coast? Cali-mari
- How many west coast kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hella
West Coast Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about west coast you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean west jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make west coast pranks.
Three men find themselves at a beach-side resort in the Caribbean...
... and they soon begin to discuss their lives and how they came to be there.
The first man says, "I use to run a successful business in the Mid West. One day unfortunately there was a huge fire and my entire warehouse burned to the ground. I collected the insurance on it and decided to move here."
The other two nod, slightly sympathetically.
The second man says, "Similar story here. I used to run a jewellery store back in LA, but unfortunately one night there was a massive break in. I collected the insurance that I had on the jewellery and moved down here to settle."
They look at the third guy. He says, "I used to run a small fishing business on the East Coast. Last year unfortunately the entire thing was ruined by a hurricane. I collected my insurance and moved here."
The first two guys look at each other for a minute. Finally, one says, "How do you start a hurricane?"
The elder statesman was giving his farewell speech.
"And when I die, bury my head in Central Pennsylvania, for that was where I had my brightest ideas. Bury my hands in Washington, D.C., for that was where I accomplished the most work. Bury my feet on the West Coast, for that was where I ran the hardest."
Just then, a journalist interrupted, "Sir, where should we bury your a**...? Because you've made the whole country a s**...!".
I was out on the west coast, trying to sell some guns to a street gang.
The gang member handed me a bag of severed toes with tiny $'s and tiny blue bandanas tied to them. I said "What's this?! No cash?!" He said it was the latest trend "Crip Toe Currency".
After a few months I wanted to buy a stolen sports car, but had no cash. My friend worked at a morgue so he got me a bag of severed toes and I drew $'s on them and tied tiny red bananas to them. I went to that gang member and tried to pay for the car and he said...
"Sorry. I don't want your Blood Money."
A short true tale about Ireland, quiz-shows and h**...
Decades ago when I lived on the rocky coast of West Cork, there was a quiz show called "Quicksilver". It had a top prize of something like $1.25 (perhaps a bit more), and the contestants were just average people. In one show the contestant was asked for h**...'s first name. He thought about, smiled and said "Heil" He did not win his $1.25 but almost everyone in Ireland remembers the tale.