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The Funniest Wesley Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What is a good wesley joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

The Princess Bride

Cary Elwes walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Oh, wow! 'Princess Bride' is one of my favorite movies," the bartender gushes. "Can you tell me any of the behind the scenes secrets?" "Well a little known fact is that they almost made a sequel. But they scrapped it because Wesley and Buttercup were unable to have children," Elwes said. "She was inconceivable."

Princess Buttercup and Wesley were never able to have children

She was inconceivable.

(Not so) famous last words…

Col. Arrow Gant: Ha, at this range they couldn't hit an ele….
Start Trek Unnamed Ensign: Hey Wesley, look at this cute little…
Me: Honey, what do you think of this vegetable slicer for your Mother's Day gift…

Why can't Wesley Snipes fly anymore?

They don't allow Blades on planes.


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