Wern Jokes

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Werner Heisenberg is speeding down the highway...

and this cop pulls him over. The cop says, "Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!"

Werner Heisenberg is driving down a highway...

...when he sees a police car is flashing its lights at him. He pulls over, and so does the cop. The cops gets out, taps on Heisenberg's window, he rolls it down.
"Sir," the cop asks, "do you know how fast you were going?"
"No," Heisenberg replies, "but I know where I am."

Werner Heisenberg's epitaph:

Here lies Heisenberg.


Werner Heisenberg just unveiled a new car...

It comes with a GPS or a speedometer, but not both.

Werner Heisenberg gets pulled over while driving...

Officer: Do you know how fast you were going?
W.H.: No, but I know where I am!

An Italian, German, and Pollack are walking through the desert

The Italian is carrying a paper bag, the German is carrying a cooler, and the Pollack is carrying a car door.

The Italian looks at the German and asks, "Wern, why are you carrying a cooler?" He replies "In case we get thirsty!"

The German then asks,
"Luigi! Why do you have a paper bag?"

To which he replies "I brought sandwiches in case we get hungry!"

Finally, the German and Italian look over to the Pollack and ask "Hey Aleksander, why are you carrying a car door?

He replies "I brought it so when it gets hot we can roll down the window!"

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