The Best 5 Wept Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wept jokes. There are some wept dearest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wept apron puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wept Jokes and Puns

I was in a tailor.

I said to the guy, "I need something for a wedding."

"What's that?" he queried.

"A woman that really loves me." I wept, leaving the shop.

"You never say you love me," wept my girlfriend.

I walked up to her and said, "You love me."

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

I slept like a baby last night

I woke up every 2 hours and wept uncontrollably

I had this cousin, that dropped his taco.

Jesus wept.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wept mourn jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wept died piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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