welshmen Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious welshmen puns

New Zealand scientists have discovered two new uses for sheep...

Meat and wool.

(Exchange for Welshmen if need be)


Why do Welshmen like to embarrass their wives?

It makes them rather sheepish.


So an Englishmen walks into a Welshmen's butcher shop...

And says "I would like a goats head please." And the Welshmen says "alright, one goats head." And then the Englishmen says "no I don't want a Welshmen's goat, I want an English goat." And the Welshmen says "oh you want an English goat alright, I will take the brains out."


What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales?

Their Pimp


How do Welshmen find their sheep in the tall grass?

Very satisfying.


Welsh pub

One day a man walked into a pub in Wales and ordered a pint of beer.

All the other men in the bar looked at him and the bartender asked, "You're not from around here, are you lad?"

"No," replied the man, "I'm from London."

"So, boyo," said the bartender, "What do you do for a living then?"

"I'm a taxidermist." Replied the man.

"A taxidermist?" asked the barman, "What's one of them do?"

"Well," replied the man, "I mount animals."

The bartender then turned to all the other welshmen in the bar and said, "It's o.k. lads, he's one of us!"


How do Welshmen find sheep in tall grass?



Why do Welshmen like to fuck sheep at the edge of a cliff?

Because they push back nicely


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