Following is our collection of funny Welsh Sheep jokes. There are some welsh sheep jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these welsh sheep puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
In 1272, a Welsh inventor created the first condom using a sheeps lower intestine.
In 1873 the English somewhat refined the idea by taking it out of the sheep first.
~ Obligatory edit. No, it took them 601 years to get the welsh out of the sheep to make the condoms.
the welsh man said "sure but under three conditions."
first, the sheep shouldn't have any diseases obviously
secondly, I don't want anyone i know to hear about this
and finally, give me a week to gather the 1000 dollars for you
Foreplay
The English improved on the invention by taking the intestines out of the sheep before using them.
But the English improved upon the idea by taking them out of the sheep
What's the difference between sheep and women?
The Welsh don't know yet either.
The English improved the design by removing the rest of the sheep prior to use.
But it wasn't until the 19th century that the English perfected it by removing it from the sheep first
He died peacefully in his sheep.
The English then improved the idea by taking it out of the animal first
The English perfected the condom by removing the intestine from the sheep
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"Look at that strange animal daddy, man at the back, sheep at the front."
Spray painting the sheep that bite.
The English later improved the design by taking it out of the sheep first.
The English perfected them by removing them from the sheep before using.
Delightful!
So they push back.
It is only recently that they have decided to take the intestine out of the sheep.
They only rear sheep
The English later improved on the technique by first removing the intestines from the sheep.
Why do Welsh farmers tend to have sex with sheep on the edge of a cliff?
So the sheep will push back
He puts the back legs of a sheep into his boots and walks towards the edge.
While the Welsh loves the sexy sheep
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Depends on who the Welsh farmer fancies the most.
Only the Welsh ones.
That is a lot of wives.
But the English perfected this technique by removing them from the sheep first.
OooOooo woolwarves of London
Your butt's about to get slaughtered
Because then they would have to change the sheets.
Not unless they're Welsh
The English decided to remove the rest of the sheep first.
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We suggest to use only working welsh sheep piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.