Wells Jokes

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Funniest Wells Short Jokes

Short wells jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wells humour may include short weir jokes also.

1. 'Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working here.' 'But I never went to college.'
   'Well then, I'm sorry. You are underqualified to work here.'
2. The son went to his dad and asked him, "Dad, what's an alcoholic?" So the dad replied, "Do you see those four trees? Well, an alcoholic would see eight."
   The son replied, "But Dad, I only see two."
3. Where do little jokes come from? Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.
   
4. As I was driving past a prison yesterday, I saw a dwarf scaling down the wall. Confused , I stared up at him and he sneered back. And I thought to myself, "well that's a little condescending."
5. My friends laughed at me when I told them I had a hot date and they said she was imaginary...
   Well the jokes on them – they're imaginary too...
6. My friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'. I know he means well.
7. Student: Are well and actually both single-syllable words? Teacher: Well yes , but actually no
8. A man is on trial for cannibalism A man is on trial for cannibalism.
   He says to the judge,
   "Well, your honor, if you truly are what you eat, then I am an innocent man."
9. My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water" I know he means well...
10. How do you get rich in Ancient Greece? Well, step one, become an oracle. Step two: Prophet.

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Wells One Liners

Which wells one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wells? I can suggest the ones about farms and tanks.

1. Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
2. Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
3. Why do North Koreans draw line so well? They have a Supreme Ruler.
4. How long are math snakes? 3.14 feet. Well, at least the πthon is
   (I'm so sorry)
5. "Dad I want to be a feminist when I grow up" "Well, pick one honey, you can't do both"
6. My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances. Well she's in for a shock.
7. They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now!
8. 10 Ways to cut down on clickbait! Well, that wasn't one of them.
9. The three most well-known spy agencies are the CIA, KGB, and MI5. The rest are good.
10. Why did the blind woman fall down the well? Because she couldn't see that well.
11. And the award for best neckwear goes to... huh, well would you look at that. It was a tie
12. What's the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland? Well the flag's a big plus.
13. Did you hear about Prince? Well I mean the artist formerly known as Prince.
14. Where do mansplainers get their water? From a well, actually
15. Nothing beats a beautiful woman that can also sing Well, except Chris Brown.

Wells Fargo Jokes

Here is a list of funny wells fargo jokes and even better wells fargo puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I recently switched from Wells Fargo to a credit union... ...my banking got much simpler - bye all accounts.
• My first thought when I saw the phishing e-mail was "I never opened a Wells Fargo checking account." My second thought was, "That doesn't mean I don't have one."
• Wells Fargo has been swindling people since the 70's The 1870's.
• Did you hear Wells Fargo has a baseball team? They are really good at stealing homes.
• I'm thinking of going as a p**... for Halloween. Anybody know how the CEO of Wells Fargo dresses?

Humorous Wells Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about wells you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sinks jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wells pranks.