The Best 21 Wells Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wells jokes. There are some wells cauldron jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wells well endowed puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wells Jokes and Puns

What do you call the mercury mine?

Hg wells

Which Science-Fiction author is the best source of liquid mercury?

HG Wells.

What author could write the best book on extracting mercury from the earth?

Hg Wells

Wells joke, What author could write the best book on extracting mercury from the earth?

I don't think I'm well-suited for this job as a newspaper editor.

Even my blood is a Type O!

The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant.

If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a
Bostonian "pahks" his "cah," the lost r's migrate southwest,
causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells."


Covid 19 and trump

Health secretary in a briefing to Trump: "Sir, in Chennai, India 36 Tamillians have been killed due to Corona Virus"

Trump is silent. His lips quiver. His hands shiver. His eyes wells up. He is unable to speak.

Health secretary is stunned. He never imagined that this event could affect him so badly.

After a few minutes, in a trembling voice, Trump asks "So, how many millions are there in *one tamillion?

A guy with a face mask is leaning up against the outer wall of a Wells Fargo bank.

A police officer comes and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm holding up this bank," the man says.

"Very funny. Now move along."

The man walks away, and the bank falls down.

Wells joke, A guy with a face mask is leaning up against the outer wall of a Wells Fargo bank.

Wells Fargo is taken to court by the US government...

...for secretly opening accounts for their customers. Right before the case the governement prosecutor suddenly goes missing. The government suspects that they have an unaccounted sollicitor on account of unsollicited accounts.

I recently switched from Wells Fargo to a credit union...

...my banking got much simpler - bye all accounts.

Which writer would you expect to find in a thermometer?

HG Wells.

My dad works as a banker at Wells Fargo. I asked him to open a checking account for me

A checking account? What do you need two checking accounts for? Are you sure you want three checking accounts and a saving account? Fine, I'll open four checking accounts, two savings accounts and a line of credit for you.

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My first thought when I saw the phishing e-mail was "I never opened a Wells Fargo checking account."

My second thought was, "That doesn't mean I don't have one."

Wells Fargo has been swindling people since the 70's

The 1870's.

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

My analogies are kind of like plummers

they usually don't work wells

1895: H. G. Wells publishes the book The Time Machine.

1896: H.G. Wells writes the book The Time Machine!

Wells joke, 1895: H. G. Wells publishes the book The Time Machine.

I have this crazy conspiracy theory about wells.

Its pretty deep.

You'll lose your bank deposit at ...

Wells Forgo

If I want to go to a place that has lots of oil wells and uses the death penalty excessively...

I'll go to Texas. At least there I can eat bacon.


I'm thinking of going as a pimp for Halloween.

Anybody know how the CEO of Wells Fargo dresses?

Did you hear Wells Fargo has a baseball team?

They are really good at stealing homes.

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