wells fargo Jokes

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I recently switched from Wells Fargo to a credit union...

...my banking got much simpler - bye all accounts.


Wells Fargo is taken to court by the US government...

...for secretly opening accounts for their customers. Right before the case the governement prosecutor suddenly goes missing. The government suspects that they have an unaccounted sollicitor on account of unsollicited accounts.


My first thought when I saw the phishing e-mail was "I never opened a Wells Fargo checking account."

My second thought was, "That doesn't mean I don't have one."


My dad works as a banker at Wells Fargo. I asked him to open a checking account for me

A checking account? What do you need two checking accounts for? Are you sure you want three checking accounts and a saving account? Fine, I'll open four checking accounts, two savings accounts and a line of credit for you.


Wells Fargo has been swindling people since the 70's

The 1870's.


A homeless person walks into a Wells Fargo to take a piss....

Comes out with 5 credits cards and a mortgage loan but goes to sleep hungry under bridge.


Did you hear Wells Fargo has a baseball team?

They are really good at stealing homes.


I'm thinking of going as a pimp for Halloween.

Anybody know how the CEO of Wells Fargo dresses?


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