Well Endowed Jokes
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Funniest Well Endowed Short Jokes
Short well endowed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The well endowed humour may include short well hung jokes also.
- There was a young lady named sally Who enjoyed the occasional dally.
She sat on the lap of a well-endowed chap
and said, "Sir, you're right up my alley!" - I was reminiscing about the time I dated this well-endowed girl... Man, talk about great mammaries.
- Limmerick from The Crown on Netflix There once was a girl named Sally
Who enjoyed the occasional dally
She sat on the lap
Of a well-endowed chap
And cried "Sir! You're right up my alley." - My girlfriend cheated on me with a well-endowed guy. I forgave her and took her back because I wanted to be the bigger man.
- What do you call a Skyrim warrior with well endowed chest playing the lute and selling luxury merchandise at a discount? Nord-strum Rack.
- What do you call a well endowed midget who packages sub prime loans for mortgages A big short
- What do you call a midget with a third leg? Well-Endowed
- I met this european guy last night who claimed he was a well endowed white supremacist Well, he said he was a hung a**...
- What do you call it when two well endowed astrophysicists have a gay sword fight? A Large h**... Collider.
- Before I was born, God asked if I wanted to be well-endowed. A fat gut and man t**... wasn't what I had in mind.
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Well Endowed One Liners
Which well endowed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with well endowed? I can suggest the ones about endowed and big arms.
- What do you call a jerking off well-endowed midget? A huge short coming.
- What do you call a well-endowed Asian man? Hung Lo
- What do you call a blond-haired, blue-eyed guy who is well-endowed? A Hung-Ariyan.
- What do you call an endowed puppet?
Well strung. - What do you call a jury of well-endowed gentlemen? A hung jury.
- The greatest Chinese general was also very well endowed. He was Hung Lo.
- What do you call 5 well endowed women at an event? A-ten-d's.
- What do you get when you cross a well endowed lady and a circus performer? A Juggler.
- A well-endowed man walks into a bar The bartender yells, "I can't hear you from there!"
- What did the well-endowed monkey say to his friends? I'm thrilled with macaque
- Why did the wife of the illiterate well-endowed man want a divorce? TL;DR.
- Which of the disciples were well-endowed? Judas - He was hung.
- What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men? A hung jury.
- Who's Chester? A well endowed woman.
- When is the well-endowed midget getting here? He'll be along shortly.
Entertaining Well Endowed Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about well endowed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wealthy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make well endowed pranks.
Freudian slip
A guy is talking to his buddy.
\-I made a total fool of myself today. I was talking to a very well endowed young woman at the airport and I said: "I need two pickets to Tittsburgh." She was embarrassed and so was I.
His buddy replies:
\-Yeah, it's called a Freudian slip. I had one at the dinner table last night. I wanted to say to my wife "Pass the potatoes" and instead, I said: "You lousy b**..., you messed up my life!"
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said "I inherited a watering hole." Bewildered I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What do you call a group of well-endowed, homosexual physicists?
Large h**... colliders
A well endowed woman was swimming at the beach when she lost her bikini top.
The woman awkwardly covered her chest and ran back towards the shore.
A little boy saw the woman and said, "If you're going to drown those puppies, can I at least keep the one with the cute little pink nose?"
What do you call a well-endowed member of h**...'s master race?
Hungaryan.
Pittsburgh
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh.
Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass, well endowed, gorgeous, amazing woman.
The priests were all embarrassed and in new territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.
The first priest approached the window. "Young lady," he began, "I would like three pickets to titsburg." Whereupon he completely lost his composure and fled.
The second priest approached. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh," he began, "and I would like the change in n**... and dimes." So, of course, he also fled.
Then came the third. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh, and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And
I must say," he continued, "if you insist on dressing like that when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his peter at you."
Last night I attended the Philharmonic.
On stage, the orchestra had a massive, massive o**....
I thought, wow! That symphony is very well endowed.
If a well endowed woman works at h**..., where does a guy with an amputated leg work?
IHOP
My n**... studies class
has a new male model called William Wallace. He is really well endowed. While sketching him I was just in awe of it ! So, I invited him to come home with me last night.
Basically just like his historical namesake, William Wallace was hung, drawn and quartered.
A man from Hungary is fighting a well-endowed German
It's a Hungarian vs. a Hung-a**...
The ladder to success
One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before.
Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and saw this rather large, homely woman lying there on a cloud.
She spoke, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry figured success had to be better than this, so he continued climbing. He came upon another level of clouds, and found a thinner, cuter woman than before.
She also spoke, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry saw that his luck was changing and so continued his climb. On another level of clouds, he found a rather attractive woman with not so bad of a figure.
She stated, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry really liked his advantage now! He climbed quickly and deftly, and sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, lithe, well-endowed woman lying seductively on the cloud.
"Take me now or climb the ladder to success," she huskily whispered. Harry couldn't believe his eyes, but his greed caught the best of him. He climbed to the next level, expecting Aphrodite or similar.
Suddenly, the ladder ends, and a latch closes behind him. He looks over to see a 400-pound, 6'8" hairy biker looking guy with tattoos. The biker gets up and walks menacingly toward Harry.
Apprehensively, Harry whispers, "Who are you?"
The biker answers, "I'm Cess".
