The Best 30 Well Endowed Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Well Endowed jokes. There are some well endowed night jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these well endowed bourne puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Well Endowed Jokes and Puns

What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men?

A hung jury.

What do you call a jerking off well-endowed midget?

A huge short coming.

What do you call a well-endowed member of Hitler's master race?


Well Endowed joke, What do you call a well-endowed member of Hitler's master race?

What do you call a well-endowed Asian man?

Hung Lo

What do you call 5 well endowed women at an event?


I met this european guy last night who claimed he was a well endowed white supremacist

Well, he said he was a hung aryan

What do you call a blond-haired, blue-eyed guy who is well-endowed?

A Hung-Ariyan.

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If a well endowed woman works at Hooters, where does a guy with an amputated leg work?


What do you call a group of well-endowed, homosexual physicists?

Large hardon colliders

What do you call it when two well endowed astrophysicists have a gay sword fight?

A Large Hardon Collider.

A man from Hungary is fighting a well-endowed German

It's a Hungarian vs. a Hung-Aryan

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What did the well-endowed monkey say to his friends?

I'm thrilled with macaque

A well-endowed man walks into a bar

The bartender yells, "I can't hear you from there!"

My girlfriend cheated on me with a well-endowed guy.

I forgave her and took her back because I wanted to be the bigger man.

What do you call a well endowed midget who packages sub prime loans for mortgages

A big short

I was reminiscing about the time I dated this well-endowed girl...

Man, talk about great mammaries.

Well Endowed joke, I was reminiscing about the time I dated this well-endowed girl...

A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table.

He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true that men with big feet are well endowed.

The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"

The woman was a bit promiscuous and was curious to see if the old adage was correct, so she spent the night with him.

The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thank you, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."

"Don't be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some smaller boots"

What do you call a jury of well-endowed gentlemen?

A hung jury.

What do you get when you cross a well endowed lady and a circus performer?

A Juggler.

Which of the disciples were well-endowed?

Judas - He was hung.

Why did the wife of the illiterate well-endowed man want a divorce?


My nude studies class

has a new male model called William Wallace. He is really well endowed. While sketching him I was just in awe of it ! So, I invited him to come home with me last night.

Basically just like his historical namesake, William Wallace was hung, drawn and quartered.

What do you call an endowed puppet?

Well strung.

A well endowed woman was swimming at the beach when she lost her bikini top.

The woman awkwardly covered her chest and ran back towards the shore.

A little boy saw the woman and said, "If you're going to drown those puppies, can I at least keep the one with the cute little pink nose?"

The greatest Chinese general was also very well endowed.

He was Hung Lo.

What do you call a Skyrim warrior with well endowed chest playing the lute and selling luxury merchandise at a discount?

Nord-strum Rack.

Limmerick from The Crown on Netflix

There once was a girl named Sally

Who enjoyed the occasional dally

She sat on the lap

Of a well-endowed chap

And cried "Sir! You're right up my alley."

There was a young lady named Sally

Who enjoyed the occasional dally.

She sat on the lap of a well-endowed chap

and said, "Sir, you're right up my alley!"

Last night I attended the Philharmonic.

On stage, the orchestra had a massive, massive organ.

I thought, wow! That symphony is very well endowed.

Before I was born, God asked if I wanted to be well-endowed.

A fat gut and man tits wasn't what I had in mind.

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