The Best 26 Welfare Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Welfare jokes. There are some welfare unemployed jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these welfare prosperity puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Welfare Jokes and Puns

My sense of humor

is so dark it collects a welfare check

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

What is a black's favorite letter?

The one with the welfare check in it.

Welfare joke, What is a black's favorite letter?

What do you call the booty that Somali Pirates steal wherever the go?


White people won't get this..


Getting friends with benefits is easy

If you hang around the welfare centre long enough you're sure to meet a few nice people.

Welfare is like diabetes

If Momma had it, her babies probably will too

Welfare joke, Welfare is like diabetes

What do you get if you breed a shark with a dog?

Investigated by several animal welfare agencies.

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

Someone told me that the amount of welfare you get depends on how pregnant you are.

So does that mean your welfare is adjusted for inflation?

Ever hear the one about the welfare moocher who used his government payoffs to live on lobster and steak?

It was Donald Trump.

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How do you starve a BLM member?

Hide their welfare check under a job application.

What's long and black?

The welfare office line.

If you're on Wall-street, where is your nearest welfare office located?

Inside of the U.S. tax code.

I hear Donald Trump wants every welfare recipient to take a drug test...

I don't even what to know what he's planning to do with all those urine samples.

Capitalism, Communism, and Socialism have a meeting for afternoon tea

Communism collapses on the way there and dies from malnutrition. Socialism is so late from collecting welfare to buy the tea that he decides to go home. However, Capitalism - seeing that neither of the two showed up - buys his own tea, finishes his lunch break, and goes back to work.

Welfare joke, Capitalism, Communism, and Socialism have a meeting for afternoon tea

I was reading about these Hasidic folks from Lakewood, NJ getting arrested for welfare fraud and I thought to myself, "They really give Jews bad names"

I mean, really. Zalmen? Shimy? Yocheved?

People don't like the idea of me being given money even though I'm unemployed.

I think it's welfare.

We should give everyone welfare.

Then no one has to work.

I seek to promote the welfare of a certain baked dish.

I'm a flanthropist.

Why do goats always vote for democrats?

So they can get welfare for all their kids.

Sister told me the police were going to do a welfare check on my aunt...

Could have swore that she got those in the mail....

I don't get why Tories think social democrats live on welfare

I thought it was the Tories that hated labor

A Banker, a Fox News fan and a welfare recipient are at a table sharing 12 cookies...

The banker takes 11 cookies and says to the Fox News fan: "Watch out for the welfare guy, he wants your cookie!".

What is a welfare queen?

You live in government housing, five kids by three baby mamas, and the IRS after you

A stash of cannabis plants has been dumped in a local Estuary and local seabirds have been seen feeding nearby.

Bird welfare groups are investigating and they say no tern has been left un-stoned!!..

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the welfare safety jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working welfare employer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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