Welfare Jokes

Funniest Welfare Short Jokes

Short welfare jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The welfare humour may include short food stamps jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the new Black Barbie? It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.
2. What is a welfare queen? You live in government housing, five kids by three baby mamas, and the IRS after you
3. A Banker, a Fox News fan and a welfare recipient are at a table sharing 12 cookies... The banker takes 11 cookies and says to the Fox News fan: "Watch out for the welfare guy, he wants your cookie!".
4. I was reading about these Hasidic folks from Lakewood, NJ getting arrested for welfare fraud and I thought to myself, "They really give Jews bad names" I mean, really. Zalmen? Shimy? Yocheved?
5. People don't like the idea of me being given money even though I'm unemployed. I think it's welfare.
6. If you're on Wall-street, where is your nearest welfare office located? Inside of the U.S. tax code.
7. Ever hear the one about the welfare moocher who used his government payoffs to live on lobster and steak? It was Donald Trump.
8. Someone told me that the amount of welfare you get depends on how pregnant you are. So does that mean your welfare is adjusted for inflation?
9. Getting friends with benefits is easy If you hang around the welfare centre long enough you're sure to meet a few nice people.
10. What do you get if you breed a shark with a dog? Investigated by several animal welfare agencies.

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Welfare One Liners

Which welfare one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with welfare? I can suggest the ones about charity and social security.

1. How do you starve a BLM member? Hide their welfare check under a job application.
2. What do you call your mate on welfare? A friend with benifits
3. I seek to promote the welfare of a certain baked dish. I'm a flanthropist.
4. We should give everyone welfare. Then no one has to work.
5. What is a black's favorite letter? The one with the welfare check in it.
6. What's long and black? The welfare office line.
7. Welfare is like diabetes If Momma had it, her babies probably will too
8. White people won't get this.. Welfare
9. What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers? The Elf and Saftey Executive.
10. Why do goats always vote for democrats? So they can get welfare for all their kids.
11. What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole? A welfare Czech.
12. My sense of humor is so dark it collects a welfare check
13. How do you starve a Native American? You put their welfare check under their workboots.
14. What do you call white people on welfare? Cultural appropriation
15. How do you hide a welfare check from a black man

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What funny jokes about welfare you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean socialism jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make welfare pranks.