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23 welder jokes and hilarious welder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about welder that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

It's no surprise that welders and those in the welding industry get a laugh out of their own jokes. Get in on the fun with this collection of some of the best welder jokes around. From jokes about tig welders and seamstress to electricians and outta, you'll be sure to find something you can use to give your welding friends and family a good chuckling!

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Popular Welder Short Jokes

Short welder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The welder humour may include short engineer jokes also.

  1. I got a job interview as an under-water welder.. Interviewer: so how would you describe yourself?
    Me : well I'd say i work well under pressure
  2. How are welders like prostitutes? You usually find them in awkward positions screaming for more rod and more money.
  3. How do you tell if a homeless man has a girlfriend? It's easy, he's got 2 clean fingers.
    You can say mechanic, plumber, welder etc. This joke has versatility, use it wisely.
  4. Why do prostitutes charge more money to welders? Because they have to preheat the area first.
  5. What did they call the man who gave a h**... to an electrician, a plumber, a welder, and a construction worker? A j**... All Trades

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Welder One Liners

Which welder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with welder? I can suggest the ones about electrician and blacksmith.

  1. What do you call a welder who never does their job? A ne'er-do-weld.
  2. How do you tell a chemist from a welder? Ask them to pronounce the word "unionised"
  3. What do you call a porcupine with an acetylene torch? Spiny the welder.
  4. Why did the welder put on a scuba tank? Someone's got to fix this sub.
  5. What news does an underwater welder pay the most attention to? Current events.
  6. The welder who got PTSD... His flashback arrestor stopped working.
  7. What kind of music did the fat welder listen to ? Heavy metal
  8. Why was the welder such a gossip? Because he liked to meddle.
  9. She was only a gas-welder's daughter ... ... but she had acetylene tips
  10. She was only the welder's daughter But she had Acetylene t**....
  11. Why were the welder and s**... such good friends? They both love to spark up joints.

Welder joke, Why were the welder and s**... such good friends?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about welder can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of welder puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Witty Welder Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about welder you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean plumber jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make welder prank.

Welder joke, What kind of music did the fat welder listen to ?

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these welder jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.