Welder Jokes
20 welder jokes and hilarious welder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about welder that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
It's no surprise that welders and those in the welding industry get a laugh out of their own jokes. Get in on the fun with this collection of some of the best welder jokes around. From jokes about tig welders and seamstress to electricians and outta, you'll be sure to find something you can use to give your welding friends and family a good chuckling!
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Funniest Welder Short Jokes
Short welder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The welder humour may include short engineer jokes also.
- I got a job interview as an under-water welder.. Interviewer: so how would you describe yourself?
Me : well I'd say i work well under pressure - Why do prostitutes charge more money to welders? Because they have to preheat the area first.
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Welder One Liners
Which welder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with welder? I can suggest the ones about electrician and blacksmith.
- What do you call a welder who never does their job? A ne'er-do-weld.
- What do you call a porcupine with an acetylene torch? Spiny the welder.
- Why did the welder put on a scuba tank? Someone's got to fix this sub.
- What news does an underwater welder pay the most attention to? Current events.
- The welder who got PTSD... His flashback arrestor stopped working.
- What kind of music did the fat welder listen to ? Heavy metal
- Why was the welder such a gossip? Because he liked to meddle.
- She was only a gas-welder's daughter ... ... but she had acetylene tips
- Why were the welder and s**... such good friends? They both love to spark up joints.
Witty Welder Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about welder you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean plumber jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make welder pranks.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
What did they call the man who gave a h**... to an electrician, a plumber, a welder, and a construction worker?
A j**... All Trades
Welder joke
A welder sees an ad for help and a metals shop. $18-$25 per hour. He goes in and asks about the job. They give him some metal to weld and tells him to bring it back when he's done. The welder brings back two welds. The first one is beautiful. Pristine beads, straight as an arrow. The shop owner complements him on such fine work. The second weld is sloppy and unappealing. The shop owner asks "what's up with the difference in welds?" The welder says, "the first one is $25 an hour and the second one is $18".
