The Best 8 Weld Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Weld jokes. There are some weld feverishly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these weld oiled puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Weld Jokes and Puns

3 steps to fix anything

1. Try duct tape, if that doesn't work, see 2

2. Try gorilla glue, if that doesn't work, see 3

3. Try J.B. Weld, if that doesn't work, C4

A robot man walks into a robot restaurant.

A robot waiter approaches and asks him for his robot order.
The robot man orders a robot steak.
The robot waiter asks him how he wants his robot steak prepared.
The robot man replies, "Weld on".

What do you say to someone with an IQ of 15?

Nice weld.

How are welders like prostitutes?

You usually find them in awkward positions screaming for more rod and more money.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

One from my metal tech teacher years ago - That weld is going to fold....

Like Superman on Laundry Day!

The welder who got PTSD...

His flashback arrestor stopped working.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the weld treasury jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working weld rebar piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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