Weld Jokes
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3 steps to fix anything
1. Try duct tape, if that doesn't work, see 2
2. Try gorilla glue, if that doesn't work, see 3
3. Try J.B. Weld, if that doesn't work, C4
A robot man walks into a robot restaurant.
A robot waiter approaches and asks him for his robot order.
The robot man orders a robot steak.
The robot waiter asks him how he wants his robot steak prepared.
The robot man replies, "Weld on".
How are welders like prostitutes?
You usually find them in awkward positions screaming for more rod and more money.
What do you say to someone with an IQ of 15?
Nice weld.
Why were the welder and s**... such good friends?
They both love to spark up joints.
Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?
Someone's got to fix this sub.
One from my metal tech teacher years ago - That weld is going to fold....
Like Superman on Laundry Day!
The welder who got PTSD...
His flashback arrestor stopped working.
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