The Best 22 Weirdo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Weirdo jokes. There are some weirdo odd jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these weirdo shoulda puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Weirdo Jokes and Puns

Ask Reddit be like "If you could have sex with any celebrity, dead or alive, who would it be?"

I'd choose alive. Weirdo.

Friday afternoon I'm walking home from school

and I'm watching some men build a new house. The guy hammering the house called me a paranoid little weirdo. In Morse code.

How do you think the unthinkable ?

With an itheberg.

Btw.. every single person i've ever told this joke to said they didn't get it or that it wasn't funny.. why am I the weirdo that finds it funny? And why am I picturing Mike Tyson?

Obv not my joke I heard it on Come Dine With Me

Weirdo joke, How do you think the unthinkable ?

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

I tell myself everyday that I should stop doing drugs.

But I'm not listening to a weirdo who is high all the time and talks to himself.


One day at school the lad who sat next to me swallowed his calculator. I stood up for him when everyone else said he was a weirdo. I told them, "He may be a bit weird,

but it's what's inside him that counts!"

So apparently it's just a bit of lighthearted fun when people dress up to go and see Harry Potter at the cinema.........

but, when you do the same for Schindler's List, you're some kind of sick weirdo.

Weirdo joke, So apparently it's just a bit of lighthearted fun when people dress up to go and see Harry Potter at

Yall watch out. My lady said there is some weirdo running around the neighborhood.

She said he is offering a bottle of wine if the woman shows him her boobs.

She also says the wine taste terrible.

Yesterday I dressed up as a woman to further understand the struggles women deal with every day.

Apparently, women are often called a cross-dressing weirdo .

I was walking by a house the other day that was being worked on and the guy hammering on the roof called me a paranoid little weirdo.

In Morse Code.

This weirdo in the bathroom tried talking to me while I was on the toilet.

Just because the stall door is open doesn't mean I'm here to chat. Jeez, have some boundaries dude.

You can explore weirdo lassie reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean weirdo insane dad jokes. There are also weirdo puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Everybody wearing masks at Walmart like it's no big deal,

but suddenly I'm the weirdo for adding tights and a cape.

When on the phone and a woman says she is touching herself while talking to you, thats quite arousing.....

....but when a bloke says it he gets called a weirdo, and they stop you from using telephone banking :(

I don't go on and on about how I can't roller skate

But apparently the whole world needs to know about how this weirdo in the river can't swim.

When parents post pictures of their kids in the bath it's normal and cute

But when I save those pictures suddenly I'm a weirdo.

Head Teacher: I'm going to have to expel you.

Pupil: You'd have to eat me first, weirdo.

(Shout out to Emo Philips)

Weirdo joke, Head Teacher: I'm going to have to expel you.

When I look in the mirror, I see a massive loser.

I see my own reflection, too, but this weirdo has been following me around all day.

If you say "I'm a big fan of John Wayne," it's normal...

But add the word Gacy and suddenly you're a weirdo.

I just don't get it...

I just don't get it. When my dog humps the furniture, it's funny.



But when I do it, I'm a weirdo!


What did the "O" call the Zero?

Weirdo!

I showed a video of strobe lights to my friend

He's now doing this weird whole body dance, and he's not stopping... what a weirdo

Did you hear about the grenade with autosarcophagy?

The weirdo cooked itself.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the weirdo bizarre jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working weirdo quay piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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