Weight Watchers Jokes

Funniest Weight Watchers Short Jokes

Short weight watchers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The weight watchers humour may include short losing weight jokes also.

1. I used to go to Weight Watchers to meet women. There were tons of girls there, just not very many.
2. I went to weight watchers last night, I opened a bag of maltesers and threw them on the floor Best game of hungry hippos I've ever seen
3. DJ Khaled was featured in a Weight Watchers commercial for losing weight... ...He must have stopped eating out...
4. For the first few weeks after joining Weight Watchers... ... You're just finding your feet.
5. How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos? Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.
6. I used to go to Weight Watchers to meet women [FIXED] Turns out they're way harder to pick up than I thought.
7. In other news: "Weight Watchers drops 'weight' from name" Technically, they've lost weight
8. You may think it's a good idea to go to weight watchers to meet women... but actually the ones there are quite hard to pick up.
9. A fire broke out at a Weight Watchers meeting today. Members could be heard screaming, "Walk for your lives!"
10. With Weight Watchers changing their name they really missed out on rebranding themselves as the Mass Murderers

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Weight Watchers One Liners

Which weight watchers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with weight watchers? I can suggest the ones about weight loss and lose weight.

1. How many pounds does DJ Khaled plan to lose with Weight Watchers? Another one
2. It's been a rough first week at Weight Watchers... I'm just trying to find my feet.
3. Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
4. Taxes need to be like Weight Watchers On Ice... A sliding scale.
5. The first few weeks of weight watchers is the hardest... you're just finding your feet
6. How does a stalker go on a diet? Weight Watchers.
7. Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
8. Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers won’t look at her.
9. What's the best feature of Weight Watchers girls? It's their fed room eyes.
10. I know a place where you can meet tons of women. Weight watchers.
11. What do t**... Weight Watchers use? Weapons of mass-reduction.

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