The Best 14 Wei Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wei jokes. There are some wei chinese jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wei ching puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Wei Jokes and Puns

Do you know about the Chinese author who wrote a million page book?

It was Wei Tu Long.

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

They say one out of every 5 people on the planet is Chinese.

The thing is, there's 5 people in my family. On of us must be Chinese.
I know it can't be me. I'm pretty sure it's not my mon or dad.
That leaves my brothers: Shawn, and Zhang Wei.

Whispers: *I think it's Shawn...*

My Chinese wife kicked me out because I wouldn't get off my Chinese phone.

She said it's Mai Wei or the Huawei.

So I married way too young...

Oops, she spells it Wei Tu Yung


A Jewish guy walks into a bar. The Chinese bartender asks him his name...

"I'm Max Goldberg", he says, "what's yours?"
"I'm Wei Zhang, it's nice to meet you."

Mr. Goldberg says, "I'll never forgive you people for bombing Pearl Harbor."
"I'm Chinese. That was the Japanese."
"Chinese, Japanese, all the same to me."

Mr. Zhang says, "I'll never forgive you people for sinking the Titanic."
"I'm Jewish, that was an iceberg."
"Goldberg, iceberg, all the same to me."

Last year, my friend William moved to China and spent 6 months teaching ESL. He ended up falling in love and getting married. And now?

Where there's a Will, there's a Wei.

Boss said I can't come to office drunk

I said Bud wei ser ?

What did the incestuous chinese father say when he caught you with his daughter?

"Get out of Mai Wei!"

My Chinese son was born earlier than he was supposed to be born

We called him Wei Tu Sun

What did the three kingdoms say when one fell?

"No Wei!"

You can explore wei wang reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean wei chun dad jokes. There are also wei puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What do you call an Asian cow in space?

The Milky Wei.

I banged a Chinese chick last night.

She was screaming "I'm Wei Tu Yung" all the time. Like I want to know her name or something.

What do you call a confused Chinese guy?

Wong Wei

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wei lee puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wei jian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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