The Best 5 Wehrmacht Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wehrmacht jokes. There are some wehrmacht adolfin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wehrmacht army puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wehrmacht Jokes and Puns

"Herr General, the Italians have entered the war"

said the Wehrmacht commander's subordinate.

"Really?" his boss sighed. "Send half a division to stop them."

"Nein, herr General." replied his subordinate; "they are entering on our side."

Upon hearing it, the General collapses onto the table, crying; "Send two armies to help them!"

My grandfather killed over 30 Nazis during WW2

He was the worst doctor in the Wehrmacht

Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

Do you know why the German Wehrmacht girls are in Holland?

Believe it or not, they're waiting for the tram.

Do you know why German Wehrmacht girls are in Holland?

As a mattress for the soldiers!


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wehrmacht platoon jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wehrmacht soldier piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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