Weeps Jokes
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Two chemists walk into a bar.
Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first one says, "I'll have some H2O."
The second says, "I'll have some water too. But why'd you order it like that? We aren't at work."
The first chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom.
His assassination plot had failed.
Two scientists walk into a restaurant
The first one says, "I'll have a glass of H2O".
The second one says, "I'll also have a glass of water. We are not at work right now, why are you referring to it like that?"
The first scientist goes into the bathroom and weeps, for his m**... plan had failed.
A boy's dad died in a tragic accident
Boy is sitting in his room crying his eyes out and weeps to himself
-I'm so devastated...
Then an otherworldly ghostly voice replies
-Hi devastated, I'm dead
I'm at the vets.....
A man opposite me weeps with an empty cage in his arms. I'd be crying too if I were that forgetful.
Kennedy, Charles De Gaul, and Khrushchev ask god. . .
Kennedy: God, when will my people be happy?
God: 25 years.
Kennedy weeps and walks away.
Charles De Gaul: God, when will my people be happy?
God: 50 years.
Charles De Gaul weeps and walks away.
Khrushchev: God, when will my people be happy?
God weeps and walks away.
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