Weeping Jokes

Funniest Weeping Short Jokes

Short weeping jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The weeping humour may include short wailing jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the bed bug band? They mostly play covers
   (OC my dudes, read em and weep)
2. A boy's dad died in a tragic accident Boy is sitting in his room crying his eyes out and weeps to himself
   -I'm so devastated...
   Then an otherworldly ghostly voice replies
   -Hi devastated, I'm dead
3. There was a young man weeping The man was sitting at a library table
   A young lady approached him and asked what was wrong
   He replied It's complicated
   And showed his calculus homework
4. I'm at the vets..... A man opposite me weeps with an empty cage in his arms. I'd be crying too if I were that forgetful.
5. Did you hear about the depressed man going on a cross country road trip? He's weeping the nation.
6. What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow? Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.
7. A boss is about to fire his engineer after a bridge collapses. But after seeing the engineer weeping, tells him "oh cry me a river, just build a new one and get over it."
8. I lost the use of both my legs and lay weeping at the bottom of the stairs. My dad gave me five grand. It was just the lift I needed.
9. A man and a little girl... walk in the forrest at midnight. The little girl starts weeping. Its so cold and dark i´m afraid. The man answers: stop complaining i´m the one who has to go back alone.
10. So this cravat came up to me and started weeping... ...I thought "I can't *stand* emotional ties"

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Weeping One Liners

Which weeping one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with weeping? I can suggest the ones about crying and sobbing.

1. I used to weep over my poor apple harvest. Then I grew a pear.
2. What is the scientific name of a Weeping Willow? Mourning Wood
3. I hate weeping willows. They're too sappy.
4. What do onions and people have in common? I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.
5. I gave my mom a sad book for Christmas I told her to read it and weep
6. What's a Weeping Angel's least favorite car? A BMW.
7. My life (Weeps bitterly)
8. What do you call a Jedi tree? A lukealyptus
   Or If you're fancy... A weeping windu
9. Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel? He Jar Jar Blinked.
10. Onion books. Read 'em and weep.
    (Credit to Andrew O'Niel.)
11. What s**..., blows, leaks, weeps, extrudes, drains, drips, feeds, and delivers? A woman
12. Lifeguards wouldn't let Obama in the pool because he had weeping *legions*

Howlingly Hilarious Weeping Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about weeping you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cry tears jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make weeping pranks.