The Best 7 Weenies Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Weenies jokes. There are some weenies experts jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these weenies weenie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Weenies Jokes and Puns

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because their husbands have hollow weenies.

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!

.... And I'll just see myself out.

Why can't ghosts reproduce?

Because they have hollow weenies!

Happy Spooktober!

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies.

Astronaut Scot Kelly grew 2 inches after being in space for a year

You'd think they'd be doing more important stuff in space other than measuring their weenies.


Did you hear about the time traveling weenies?

They were a pair-a-dachs.

HALLOWEEN JOKE: Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the weenies thinly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working weenies hallo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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