The Best 16 Weenie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Weenie jokes. There are some weenie gin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these weenie sizes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Weenie Jokes and Puns

A Weenie Contest.

Three 3rd Graders, an Irish, an Italian, and a Black are in the bathroom during recess and they decide to have a weenie contest to see who has the biggest weenie! The Irish boy pulls his out first and it's pretty small. The Italian goes next and it's about average. Then the Black Boy pulls his out and it's clearly the largest, but the other boys say "Well you won, but it's because you're black!"

So that night when the black boy goes home, his mom asks him what he did in school that day. He tells her how they did coloring, and reading, and what they learned, and how he played recess, but then he says "And mom, today me and my friends had a weenie contest, and I won! But mom, the others boys said I only won because I'm black". To which his mom replies "Tyrone, you didn't win because you're black, you won because you're 17!"

My Favorite Limerick

There once was a fellow McSweeney

Who put some gin on his weenie

Just to be couth

He added vermouth

And slipped his girlfriend a martini

little Sally--funny adult joke

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.

Weenie joke, little Sally--funny adult joke

What do you call a campfire at a nudist camp?

A weenie roast.

Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie


What's tinier than a teeny weenie ant?

An ant's teeny weenie.

The difference between men and women.

Women only have two knees. Men have three, left knee, right knee, and a weenie.

Weenie joke, The difference between men and women.

Why did the daushund hate halloween?

Because he was a little weenie!

What do you call a weenie dog in a snow bank?

a chili dog!

I'll show myself out.

What's smaller than a teenie weenie ant?

An ant's teenie weenie!

What do you call a dachshund that likes frijoles?

A weenie beanie.

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Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

Are you a 1950's vintage hotdog toy?

'Cause you make my weenie whistle

What kind of condoms does Dave Grohl wear?

Weenie Beenie

What do you call a sausage casing that is having a great day?

A happy hollow weenie!

Why did the cowboy get a weenie dog?

Because his cowboy friend said "Get a long little doggie"

Weenie joke, Why did the cowboy get a weenie dog?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the weenie frankie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working weenie kielbasa piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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