Weeknd Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Why did Selena Gomez dump The Weeknd on a Monday?

She wished The Weeknd was longer.

Why do people with no arms like The Weeknd?

Because they can't feel their faces either.

You know what song would really fit in an ad for Bell's Palsy medicine?

"I Can't Feel My Face" by the Weeknd.

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What do you call The Weeknd and his DJs on a bus?

An Abelian group.

I'm starting a tribute/cover band for the Weeknd. We're called...

"It's almost the Weeknd"

Happy Friday everyone!

What are the funniest weeknd jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Weeknd? Well, here are the best Weeknd puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Weeknd pick up lines to share with friends.


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