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Weeknd Jokes

7 weeknd jokes and hilarious weeknd puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about weeknd that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Weeknd Jokes with Friends.

What is a good weeknd joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why did Selena Gomez dump The Weeknd on a Monday?

She wished The Weeknd was longer.

You know what song would really fit in an ad for Bell's palsy medicine?

"I Can't Feel My Face" by the Weeknd.

Why do people with no arms like The Weeknd?

Because they can't feel their faces either.

What did the Weeknd say to Selena when they broke up?

So you're just gonna leave me and Gomez around with Justin Bieber again?

I'm starting a tribute/cover band for the Weeknd. We're called...

"It's almost the Weeknd"
Happy Friday everyone!

Hip Hop and Math

What do you call The Weeknd and his djs on a bus?
An Abelian group.

Did you here Rebecca Black went to a concert?

She was looking forward to The Weeknd


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