Weekday Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Weekday jokes. Read weekday day jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these weekday lorry puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Comical & Quirky Weekday Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

Kids are sick so the wife is worried about their weakened immune system making it easier to catch COVID…

So I asked her what about their weekday immune system?

The only difference between a weekday and a weekend ...

is which boss is telling me to do things.

Cold war joke.

There's a sale on p**... at the New York Macy's store
An American woman goes to the checkout with 7 p**....
Cashier:" Only 7? They're on sale this week.
The woman replies,"No Thanks,7 is all. One for every day of the week."
Next in line is a woman from France with 5 p**....
Cashier:"Only 5? They're on sale.
"Thank You,but no. I have one for each weekday and on weekends I'm a free spirit(wink wink)
Next in line a great big burly Russian woman with 12.
Cashier: Well 12,that's a nice even amount.
Russian. "Yes 12.....Jan,February,March,April........

Why is Sunday stronger than Tuesday?

Because Tuesday is a weekday.

We should stop calling it Black Friday and start calling it a weekday of colour

I share a commute with three friends.

Every weekday for the last 15 years I've driven into the city, taking the road that goes under the river.

Now the doctor says I have Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the weekday tuesday puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working weekday sunday piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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