Hilarious Fun Wedlock Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
A 90 year old man walks into confession...
He says, "Forgive me Father, I've sinned. I slept with two beautiful, 20 year old women last night outside of wedlock."
The Father says, "Oh my Lord, when was the last time you made confession?"
He says, "I've never made confession before Father, I'm Jewish."
The Father says, "You're Jewish? Well what are you telling *me* for?"
He says, "Well, I'm telling *everybody*."
Best lock in the world.
Wedlock.
Ernie's baby
My friend Ernest III had his first born, a little boy. But it was born out of wedlock, so he named it "insincere".
