Wedding Rings Jokes
110 wedding rings jokes and hilarious wedding rings puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wedding rings that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Wedding Rings Short Jokes
Short wedding rings jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wedding rings humour may include short engagement ring jokes also.
- Wife asks: Why are you watching our wedding video backwards? — I like the part when I take the ring off your finger, leave church and go to the bar with friends.
- Did you know there are 3 rings in a relationship? The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffer ring
- My wife is so sweet Every time she goes to a bar alone she gives me her wedding ring so I can think about her all night long.
- I lost a good friend and long time drinking buddy a few days ago in a tragic accident he got his finger caught in a wedding ring
- I rewinded my wedding tape today it was wonderful, my wife was taking her ring off, leaving with her family...
- Girlfriend: "Honey, would you give me a ring on our wedding day?" Boyfriend: "Sure, what's your number?"
- A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note: Dearest Mom,
If you pull this ring, I'll be able to get 3 days leave. - Wearing Your Wedding! A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman. - The four rings of marriage. The Engagement ring, the Wedding ring, Enduring and, Suffering.
- Sadly, my best friend of many years lost his life earlier today. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring.
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Wedding Rings One Liners
Which wedding rings one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wedding rings? I can suggest the ones about wedding dresses and wedding gift.
- What's the leading cause of obesity in women? Wedding rings
- How can you tell if a man hasn't gotten laid in a while? He's wearing a wedding ring.
- My friend had a tragic accident. He got his finger stuck in a wedding ring.
- What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for? best before...
- What do you call small handcuffs? Wedding rings!
- This person I know owns the world's smallest handcuffs! He's wearing his wedding ring.
- Why are married women heavier than single women? A wedding ring has mass.
- I really like how "Wedding" sounds Has such a nice ring to it
- How do you turn a fox into a whale? Put a wedding ring on her.
- Why did the woman start smelling fishy after the wedding? Because of her ring.
- your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
- What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?
A forty-carrot wedding ring. - Marriage is a 3-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
- What symbolizes a date and wedding showers? A tree ring!
- Hi, how much for this t**... device? Sir, that's a wedding ring.
Wedding Rings Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about wedding rings you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean diamond ring jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wedding rings pranks.
A police officer sees a blonde woman crying under a street lamp on the sidewalk.
He asks her what's wrong and if there's anything he can do to help. The blonde replies, "I lost my wedding ring." The officer asks, "Okay, where did you drop it?" The blonde says, "About a block away, but the light is better here."
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was l**... her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was s**... her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one s**... the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring
I'm going to watch my wedding video later "backwards".
I love the end bit when she takes the ring off, goes back down the aisle and jumps in the car.
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A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic.
The teacher says, “Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?”
The little boy thinks for a moment and says, “NONE!”
The teacher replies, “None, how do you figure that?”
The little boy says, “if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence.”
The teacher replies, “Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!”
The little boy then says, “Teacher, let me ask you a question. There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is l**... her cone, another is biting it and the third one is s**... it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?”
The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies, “Well, I guess the one s**... her cone.”
To which the little boy replies, “Actually, its the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!”
Relationships are a progression of 4 rings.
First is the "Friendship" ring, when dating is exclusive, but there's no more commitment
Second is the Engagement ring, when two people are so in love that they want to get married.
Third is the Wedding ring, worn when two people make a life-long commitment to each other during a ceremory attended by their friends.
Fourth and finally - is the Suffering. Starts about a year after Step 3.
A man gets knocked down outside a parish...
... the parish priest runs out and sees the man in great pain, he also notices the wedding band on the man's ring ringer. He says to him:
"Tell me your name and I will tell your wife", the man replies:
"She already knows it"
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Little Johnny : I like the way you think
An elementary school math teacher asked her class one day, "If there are three birds on a wire, and a farmer shot one, how many are left?" One little boy said two, but little Sally, realizing it was a trick question, said, "None, 'cause everyone knows that if you shoot at birds they all fly away." The teacher congratulates her on her correct answer.
Little Johnny, however, disagreed. He said, "No, there would be one --the one that the farmer shot."
The teacher replied, "No, Johnny, you're wrong, but I like the way you think."
"OK, teacher, I have a riddle for you," boasted Johnny. "Let's say three women are at a bar and they each order a single scoop ice cream cone. The first one eats it by gently l**... it around the edges, the second slowly s**... the ice cream off the cone from the top, and the third gobbles the top and then s**... the rest out of the cone. Which one is married?"
After a few seconds of contemplation, the teacher replied, "Well, I think it must be the third, the one that gobbles the top and s**... out the inside."
Johnny responded, "No, teacher, you're wrong --it's the one with the wedding ring. But I like the way you think."
Oldie, but a goodie.
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A teacher asks her young students a question..
A teacher asks her young students a problem solving question.
She says, "Ok students, there are 6 birds sitting on a fence. If you shot at 4 of them how many would be left?"
Timmy raises his hand and says "None. The sound of the shot would have scared them all away."
The teacher replies, "the answer I was looking for was 2, but I like the way you're thinking."
Timmy says "ok now I have a question. There are three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream cones. The first woman only licks the top of the ice cream. The second licks the top all the way down the sides and back up again. And the third woman takes the whole ice cream cone into her mouth until the top of the ice cream hits the back of her t**.... My questions is: which one of these women is married?"
The teacher thinks for a second and says "the one who puts the whole thing in her mouth."
Timmy replies, "Actually, it's the woman wearing the wedding ring. But I like the way you're thinking."
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A teacher asks her class...
A teacher asks her class "if there are 5 birds sitting on a wall and you shoot one of them how many are left?" She calls on little johnny "none they all fly away at the first gunshot" the teacher replies "the correct answer is 4 but I like your thinking" then little johnny replies "now I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench eating ice cream. One is delicately liking the sides of a triple scoop ice cream, the second is gobbling down the top and s**... the cone and the third is biting of the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher blushes and replies "well I guess the one that is gobbling down top and s**... the cone" "the correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking"
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little Johnny
Was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "'Cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "But I like the way you are thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now; If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop: one was l**... her cone, the second was biting the cone, and the third was s**... the cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one s**... the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "The one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking."
A young bride and groom to be
A young bride and groom to be had just selected their wedding rings. As the young lady admired the plain platinum and diamond band she had chosen for herself, she suddenly looked concerned. "Tell me" she asked the rather elderly salesman "is there anything special I'll have to do to take care of this ring?" With a fatherly smile, the salesman said "One of the best ways to protect a wedding ring is to soak it in dishwater three times a day.
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Finger l**... Good
Little Timmy was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Timmy, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Timmy, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Timmy says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was l**... her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was s**... her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one s**... the cone."
"No," said Little Timmy, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
Two women are talking at a cocktail party
One woman asks, "I noticed that you are wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger, do you usually wear it that way?"
"Yes."
The woman asks, "Why?"
"Because I married the wrong man."
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Smart-a**... Johnny
teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then Little Johnny says,
"I have a question for YOU.There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately l**... the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and s**... the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies,
"Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and s**... the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...
.....but I like your thinking."
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The Answer Is Four (Teacher Joke)
Little Johnny was in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question…
Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?
None, replied Johnny. The rest would fly away.
Well, the answer is actually four, said the teacher. But I do like the way you're thinking.
Little Johnny quickly replies… Well, I have a question for you… Say you spot three women eating ice cream cones. One is l**... her cone, the second is biting her cone and the third is s**... her cone. Which one of these women is married?
Well, says the teacher nervously, I guess I'd say the one s**... the cone.
No, says Little Johnny. The one with the wedding ring on her finger is married. But I like the way you're thinking.
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A little Johnny...
One day in math class little Johnny's teacher asked him to look out the window, where three birds were sitting on a fence. She then asks "Johnny, if I shoot one of those birds how many are left?" Johnny replies "None, they would all have flown away when they heard the gun shot." The teacher smiles and says "The correct answer was two, but I like the way you think."
Johnny looks at the teacher and says "I have a question for you." "There are three women in an ice cream shop and they all have an ice cream cone, one is l**... it, one is biting it, and one is s**... it, which one is married?" The teach thinks about it a bit and says "The one s**... it." Johnny looks at her and say "The right answer was the one wearing the wedding ring, but I like the way you think."
My wife wasn't happy.
True story: I was at the store with my son and my wife. I have a habit of flipping my wedding ring in the air like a coin and catching it. My son saw me do it and tried to grab it in mid air, causing it to fall to the ground. He scrambled to get it and I said, "Son, hand me that! It's expensive!"
My son asked me, "how much did it cost, dad?"
I replied, "my life."
A amnesiac woman covered in bruises walks into a police station...
A amnesiac woman covered in bruises walks into a police station. The police are trying everything to learn where she came from and how she got the bruises but with no results.
Finally one of the detectives notices she has a wedding ring.
"Oh! You have a husband! What does he do?"
"I dunno, beats me."
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Three bird on a wire
A teacher asks her class, "If there are three birds perched on a wire and a hunter shoots one, how many will be left."
Timmy raises his hand and answers, "There won't be any left. The one will be dead, and the other two will have been scared off by the noise of the rifle."
The teacher replies, "Timmy, that's not the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you think."
Later, at recess, Timmy asks the teacher, "Which one of those ladies at the picnic table do you think is single? Is it the one eating a cookie, the one eating a sandwich, or the one s**... on a popsicle?"
"I think it is the one s**... on the popsicle," answers the teacher.
Timmy says, "Actually, it is the one without a wedding ring, but I like the way you think."
A young boy is sitting in class...
A young boy is sitting in class when the teacher asks the group a question: "Five birds are sitting on a branch. A hunter shoots two. How many birds are left?". The young boy raises his hand and answers: "None. The birds heard the gun shot and all flew away". The teacher explains to the young boy: "Well, that wasn't the answer I was looking for; but I like the way you think!"
The next day, the young boy comes into class with a question for the teacher: "Miss, three women are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream: One licks the ice cream. Another licks the ice cream and spits it out. The last one licks the ice cream and swallows. Which woman is married?" A little embarrassed by the question, the teacher answers: "The woman who swallows?" The young boy says: "No, the one with the wedding ring; but I like the way you think!"
A man is sitting at the doctor's office
As he is doing this, he playfully rotates the wedding ring on his finger. An older gentleman across from him beckons and whispers "Son, there ain't no combination that's gonna unlock that thing".
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Kids at the Wedding
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young e**... to come down the aisle.
The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was just trying to be a good ring bear."
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Little Johnny, sitting in class...
...and the teacher asks him, "If you have 3 birds sitting on a power cable and you shoot one with your bb gun, how many do you have left?" "None" replies Johnny. "None?" the teacher inquires as Johnny explains that by shooting one bird, it scares the remaining away. "Well I was looking for the number, 'two birds left', but I like the way you think, Johnny". So Johnny asks the teacher if he can ask her a question and she agrees. "You have three women on a park bench, each eating ice-cream cones. One of them is biting it, one is l**... it, and one is s**... it. Which one of them is married?" Johnny asks. "Well..., I guess the one s**... it?" ponders the teacher. "It's the one with the wedding ring", says Johnny, "but I like the way YOU think".
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...Think Smart!
Little Timmy decides that he doesn't want to pay attention in class. The teacher, frustrated with Timmy asks him, "Timmy! If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many ducks are left?"
Timmy says, "None, obviously!"
The teacher, puzzled, asks "Why none??"
Timmy says, "Duh! Because the shot scared them all off!"
The teacher politely says, "Well.. No, there are two left. But I like the way you're thinking!"
Then little Timmy decides he wants to ask the teacher a question. "Teacher, if you saw three women walking out of an ice cream parlor: One is l**... on her ice cream, one is s**... on her ice cream, and one is biting on her ice cream. Which one is most likely to be married?"
The teacher, entirely confused, asks "The one s**... on her ice cream?"
Little Timmy quickly says, "Nope! The one with the wedding ring! But I also like the way YOU'RE thinking! *wink*
Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
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I lost my wedding ring the other day
Had a quick check under the sofa but wasn't really that bothered until the missus came home and told me to look harder.
So I got a tattoo and s**... my head but I still couldn't find it.
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So a father and son are sitting outside an icecream shop.
And three women walk out, one l**..., one s**... and one biting the icecream cone. The father asks the son, "which one of those girls is married?" The son replies "obviously the one s**... the cone"
"No son, the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think."
Sorry for grammar. I smart
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Little Johnny is in class...
The teacher asks the class, "there are 5 birds on the line, someone shoots one bird, how many are left?"
Johnny says none, because when the gun went off, there birds flew away. The teacher says, no there are 4 but I like the way you're thinking.
Johnny says ok teacher, there are 3 women sitting on a bench eating ice cream cones. The first one is lightly l**... the ice cream, the second is biting the ice cream and the third one gobbles the whole cone down. Johnny asks, which one is married? The teacher says, the one that gobbles the ice cream cone down? Johnny says, no, it's the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you're thinking.
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An abstinence ring and a wedding ring are essentially the same thing.
Both come with lack of s**....
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I like the way you think ;)
A teacher is with her class and notices one student isn't paying attention. The teacher calls out the student, asking: There are seven birds on a wire and one gets shot. How many are left? The student replies, there would be no birds left because the noise of the one getting shot would scare the other birds off.
The teacher replied "Well the answer was 6 but I like the way you think. the student says, Now I have a question for you: There are three women on a park bench and they all have ice cream. One women is l**... the cone, the other one is shoving the whole thing in her mouth, and one is biting the cone. How do you know which one is married?
The teacher, blushing, replies, I guess the one shoving the whole cone in her mouth.
The student replies, No, its the one with the wedding ring but i like the way you think.
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What's worst than f**... your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
The other replied, Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.
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Why was the naturists wedding delayed?
The ring bearer had an e**....
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p**... walks into a bar....
and orders his usual. As he's pouring out the Guiness, the bartender notices that p**... looks distraught. Worried about his best customer, the bartender asks, "What's the matter, p**...? You're looking glum".
p**... responds with a sigh and sips his Guiness. After a minute, p**... tells the bartender the source of his dispair. "I lost my best mate m**... today you see", says p**....
"Oh dear p**.... If you don't mind me asking, how did it happen?" asked the bartender.
p**... groaned in discontent.
"He got his finger caught in a wedding ring".
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It's too tight
Girl: It's too tight! Boy: Don't worry, I'll do it slowly Girl: Push it in! Boy: Ah, I can't... Girl: It's painful... Boy: Forget it.
I'll just buy a new wedding ring
A woman lost her wedding ring in Paris last night.
I'm not talking about the one who deserved it.
My friend had a Mario themed wedding.
He had a Sonic themed divorce a year later. It was over really fast and he lost all his rings.
A wedding ring is a lot like The One Ring
Once it's on your finger none of your friends ever see you again
The first time out with my metal detector I found a beautiful wedding ring!!
But the bride was still wearing it, so the police came and now they won't give it back.
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I'm not Deaf
I shouted to the barmaid, Two pints of lager please.
She said, I'm not deaf.
I said, Sorry, I noticed your wedding ring and the black eye. I presumed you had a problem listening.
I was talking to my Grandpa about how to propose to my girlfriend
He asked me if I had any ideas for what three rings I was going to get.
Confused I asked what he meant by three.
"First and engagement ring, then comes the wedding ring, followed by the suffering" He whispered
There were three rings in OJ Simpson's marriage.
First, they had the engagement ring. After that, they had the wedding ring. And finally, there was the murdering.
My girlfriend said the number of kids we have will depend on the number of carats I get her in her wedding ring.
I says " I don't know how you're going to have half a kid!"
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johnny in the math class
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is l**... her ice cream, one is s**... her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one s**... her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
I watched the video of my wedding backwards.
I almost cried when I took the ring back, gave her back to her father, moonwalked out of the church, and went away, free.
Wow: I made it to front page! Thanks guys!
I just lost a good friend of mine in a terrible accident. He got his finger stuck in a wedding ring.
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A teacher asks her students...
..."there are 7 birds in a tree, if you shoot 3 down, how many would remain?" A smartass jumps up and says "None, all of them would fly away!". Teacher with a bit of belittling tone: "Incorrect, but I liked your style".
Then the student strikes "Ma'am, I'd like to ask a question too. You see three women walking by, eating ice cream. One is eating it by l**... it, the other one is by s**... it and the last one by biting it. Which of these women is married?" The teacher thinks about it for a sec and answers "The one s**... it". The student then says: "No ma'am, it's the one with a wedding ring. But I liked your style too".
Just came up with a one-liner after hearing an ad on the radio
Conflict-free wedding ring is an oxymoron.
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There's three rings of marriage
Engagement ring, wedding ring, and the f**...
A teenage boy and his grandfather were fishing one day.
While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The boy acknowledges this and starts talking about the various problems and diseases going around today. The teen says, "Gramps, they didn't have a whole lot of problems with too many kids when you were young did they?" The grandfather replies, "Nope." The teen says, "Well, what did you guys use for birth control?" The old guy replies, "A wedding ring."
Some people tell me the index finger is the wrong one for a wedding ring...
I tell them I'm married to the wrong woman
I told my wife, "Every time I meet a pretty girl, I show her my wedding ring...
and I tell them I'm married".... gets me laid every time.
"Why do you always wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Because I married the wrong woman."
There are 3 types of rings common to the millennial marriage.
The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and tindering.
Why does Chinese husband throw away his wedding ring?
Because his wife wants a dumpling for their anniversary dinner.
A stripper saw my wedding ring and asked if I was interested in a little fun on the side
I told her, No. I'm looking for fun in the front.
wife: can you to give me a ring for our wedding anniversary
husband: sure , why not
wife: can you give it to me like a surprise when i'm at work, i want everyone to know.
husband: sure
wife: on Friday morning we have a huge meeting and everyone at work will be there. i think that would be a good time .
husband: sure. keep your phone in full volume
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I was at the supermarket, looked three freezers down and saw the most beautiful b**... blonde picking out Asian dinners. I took a quick glance at her hand and saw no wedding ring! Well, as you can imagine, I promptly did what any virile, red-blooded man would do with this opportunity...
I got really nervous, said absolutely nothing, and strictly avoided eye-contact at all costs...
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A truck driver sees a n**... man tied to a tree off to the side of the road.
He pulls his rig to the side and approaches the man. The man says to him, "Oh, thank God you're here. I pulled into a gas station to get some gas. I was robbed at gun point, thrown into the trunk of my car and then driven here. Then they stripped me of all of my clothes, took my wedding ring and drove off."
The truck driver shook his head, lowered his fly and said, "This just isn't your day, is it."