Wedding Reception Jokes
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Funniest Wedding Reception Short Jokes
Short wedding reception jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wedding reception humour may include short wedding ceremony jokes also.
- At a wedding reception, the best man said, 'would all the married men please stand next to the person that made their lives worth living.' The poor bartender was crushed to death.
- I saw on the news that the CEOs of T-mobile and Sprint got married last weekend. Great wedding, terrible reception.
- My ex husband cheated during our wedding reception I guess it really was a black tie affair
- In a world controlled by AI and machines, two satellites decide to get married... ...Well the wedding wasn't too romantic but that reception was amazing!
- Did you hear about the guy that got married to a T.V. antenna? I guess the wedding was boring, but the reception was great.
- Did you hear about the two radios that fell in love? The wedding was boring but the reception was terrific.
- A guy walks into a wedding reception and goes over to the bar and asks Is this the punch line?
- Went to a French-Spanish wedding reception. The buffet was alright, but the wedding cat was delicious.
- A guy enters a wedding reception He walks up to the bartender and asks, "Is this the punch line?"
- Did you hear about the wedding put online because of Covid-19? I was a bit disappointed I couldn't physically be there but at least the reception was good.
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Wedding Reception One Liners
Which wedding reception one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wedding reception? I can suggest the ones about wedding and reception.
- I went to this TV repairman's wedding The reception was great.
- Two satellite get married The wedding was alright, but the reception was amazing!
- Two antennas got married. Wedding ceremony was a disaster. But reception was really good.
- I went to a wedding in a Faraday cage... There was no reception
- Two 5G cell phone engineers got married. The wedding stunk but the reception was great!
- Guy married his car antenna The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
- Why did AT&T have the worst wedding? No reception.
- My wedding reception was wonderful. I'd give it four out of four bars.
- The network executives didn't want to have a large wedding Just a huge reception
- Never invite a vampire to give a toast at a wedding reception They s**... at dinner parties
Happy Wedding Reception Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about wedding reception you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wedding planning jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wedding reception pranks.
I proposed my Russian girlfriend and she said Yes!
For the wedding, my whole family and friends flew over to her home town of Moscow.
It was a beautiful ceremony, however I did find some things strange. For instance, the priest never said, "You may now kiss the bride", but I just assumed it was purely an American thing and didn't mind.
Later during the reception, we were both starving and decided to head over to the buffet to get food. On the way we passed the drink table, where about six people were waiting to get a fruity drink from a bowl.
As we passed, they all said in unison, "You may now kiss the bride!" My wife got giddy and gave me a big kiss, which I of course returned.
As we walked away I asked, "Why did *they* tell us to kiss and not the priest?"
My wife answered,
"In Soviet Russia, the punchline tells you!"
Two middle aged gentlemen are seated next to each other at a wedding reception
Gentleman 1: Not too long ago the bride used to play in my lap. Look at her now, getting married, looking so pretty...
Gentleman 2: You must be her uncle, right?
Gentleman 1: Nope. I am her boss.
Mobile wedding
Two mobiles get married the wedding was boring but the reception was great.
Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
I was waiting for a drink at a wedding reception when...
...I realized I was already at the punchline.
Did You Hear that Iggy Azalea Got Engaged?
She's already cancelled her wedding and reception due to lack of RSVPs.
What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?
They had a wedding reception.
Why did the best man trip the groom on their way into the wedding reception?
He was trying to beat him to the punch.
My nephew had a cellphone wedding...
The ceremony was great but the reception was terrible.
Ba dum tss
The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, and bright as a new penny.
When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help.
One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc.
"Now do you understand?" he asked.
"I think so," she said.
"That was when mommy came to work for us?"
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Glasgow boys
Glasgow boys, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's
forthcoming wedding.
'Aye, it's all going like magic,' says Jock.
'I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church,
the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night…'
Archie nods approvingly.
h**..., I've even bought a kilt to be married in!' continues Jock.
'A kilt?' exclaims Archie, 'That's grand, you'll look pure smart in that!
And what's the tartin?'
'Ach,' says Jock, 'I imagine she'll be in white.'
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there...
...and they called the cops when your wedding reception ran past 10:01 PM.
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At a wedding reception, the groom's grandfather stood up to make his toast. Having been married for 60 years, he wanted to pass on his secret to the newlyweds. The grandfather addressed the happy couple, saying the tip to a happy and long lasting marriage is to beat your wife up every morning.
An uncomfortable silence followed. The grandfather continued, yes, I beat my wife up every morning. I get up around 6:30 and she gets up around 8.
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An Irish bride is interviewed by police after a fight broke out at her wedding reception.
* Well officer, it's customary for the bride to dance with the best man before the bride and groom leave for their honeymoon. I was dancing with the best man p**... when all of a sudden me husband Seamus came running on the dance floor and kicked me as hard as he could s**... bang between my legs. *
The officer winces a little and says * Ouch! that must have really hurt!?! *
* Well yes now it did, but I got off lightly really, poor p**... got three broken fingers. *
After a wedding
After a wedding, an elderly lady named Enna is nowhere to be found. The groom is frantic and tells his bride the festivities cannot continue. When she asks why, he says,
Without Aunt Enna, no reception.
An electrician installed two aeriels on the same roof . . .
The aeirels quickly fell in love, went on many dates and were soon married. The wedding went off without a hitch . . .
But there was no reception.
My friend and I were late for a meeting
My friend and I were late for a meeting
We'd never been in that particular building before and we were lost.
My friend opened the wrong door and it turned out to be for a wedding reception.
After he closed the door, he seemed embarrassed and I said to him, "You look like you've seen a toast."
How's the wedding planning coming on, John?
John: "We're having a slight difference of opinion. She wants a big church wedding, large reception, small orchestra, the works. I want to elope with someone else."
I was at a wedding reception…
When I noticed the woman sitting opposite me kept staring until finally she spoke.
Every time you smile, I want to take you back to my place
In my excitement I asked if she was single.
No she replied. I'm a Dentist
