Wedding Reception Jokes
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Short wedding reception jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wedding reception humour may include short wedding ceremony jokes also.
- At a wedding reception, the best man said, 'would all the married men please stand next to the person that made their lives worth living.' The poor bartender was crushed to death.
- The D.J. at a wedding reception yelled, "Would all the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living." The bartender was almost crushed to death.
- The last wedding I was at was very emotional. Everybody was crying, the Bride and Groom, the whole reception, the priest..
Even the massive cake was in tiers.. - Two antenna met on a roof... fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*.
- I saw on the news that the CEOs of T-mobile and Sprint got married last weekend. Great wedding, terrible reception.
- Two antenna meet on a rooftop and get married. The wedding was nothing special, but the reception was great!!
- Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? Well, the wedding was terrible... but the reception was great!
- Two antennas fall in love with each other on a roof and decide to get married The wedding was awful but the reception was great.
- Two Antennas met on a roof. A year later, they got married the wedding wasn't great but the reception was incredible.
- Two antennas get married on a roof... The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great!
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Wedding Reception One Liners
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- I went to this TV repairman's wedding The reception was great.
- I got married to an antenna... The wedding was ok, but the reception was awesome!
- Two satellite get married The wedding was alright, but the reception was amazing!
- Two satellites got married the wedding was okay, but the reception was incredible!
- Two satellites got married The wedding wasn't very good, but the reception was great.
- Two antennas got married. Wedding ceremony was a disaster. But reception was really good.
- I went to a wedding in a Faraday cage... There was no reception
- Two 5G cell phone engineers got married. The wedding stunk but the reception was great!
- Two cell phone towers got married The wedding was terrible but the reception was amazing.
- Guy married his car antenna The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
- Two radio antennas got married.. The wedding was okay,but the reception was great.
- Why did AT&T have the worst wedding? No reception.
- My wedding reception was wonderful. I'd give it four out of four bars.
- The network executives didn't want to have a large wedding Just a huge reception
- I went to the wedding of 2 Antennas The ceremony was okay, but the reception was amazing.
Happy Wedding Reception Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
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I proposed my Russian girlfriend and she said Yes!
For the wedding, my whole family and friends flew over to her home town of Moscow.
It was a beautiful ceremony, however I did find some things strange. For instance, the priest never said, "You may now kiss the bride", but I just assumed it was purely an American thing and didn't mind.
Later during the reception, we were both starving and decided to head over to the buffet to get food. On the way we passed the drink table, where about six people were waiting to get a fruity drink from a bowl.
As we passed, they all said in unison, "You may now kiss the bride!" My wife got giddy and gave me a big kiss, which I of course returned.
As we walked away I asked, "Why did *they* tell us to kiss and not the priest?"
My wife answered,
"In Soviet Russia, the punchline tells you!"
Antenna's Wedding
Two antennas got married. The ceremony was awful but the reception was awesome.
Two satellites had a wedding. The ceremony wasn't great, but...
the reception was *incredible*.
What did people say after two satellite dishes got married?
The wedding was dull, but the reception was great.
Two middle aged gentlemen are seated next to each other at a wedding reception
Gentleman 1: Not too long ago the bride used to play in my lap. Look at her now, getting married, looking so pretty...
Gentleman 2: You must be her uncle, right?
Gentleman 1: Nope. I am her boss.
i went to a wedding for two antennae
The ceremony was pretty bad, but the reception was amazing
Mobile wedding
Two mobiles get married the wedding was boring but the reception was great.
Did you hear about the two radio antennas that got married?
Well they said the wedding was okay, but the reception was awesome!
Two antennae had a wedding...
It was alright, but the reception was amazing.
Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
Do you know about the two TV antennas that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception is terrific.
I was waiting for a drink at a wedding reception when...
...I realized I was already at the punchline.
Two TV antennas got married last weekend.
The wedding was nothing special, but the reception was excellent.
Did You Hear that Iggy Azalea Got Engaged?
She's already cancelled her wedding and reception due to lack of RSVPs.
Two antennas meet on a roof and fall in love...
They date for awhile, get engaged, and then get married. The wedding ceremony itself wasn't that great, but the reception was amazing!
Did you go to the cellphone's wedding?
No but I heard that the reception was great.
Two satellites decide to get married.
The wedding wasn't "all that," but the reception was great!
Did you hear about the guy that got married to a T.V. antenna?
I guess the wedding was boring, but the reception was great.
A guy enters a wedding reception
He walks up to the bartender and asks, "Is this the punch line?"
Did you hear about the wedding for the CEO of Sprint?
The service was alright, but the reception was downright terrible.
Why did the best man trip the groom on their way into the wedding reception?
He was trying to beat him to the punch.
My nephew had a cellphone wedding...
The ceremony was great but the reception was terrible.
Ba dum tss
Did you hear about the two radios that fell in love?
The wedding was boring but the reception was terrific.
What do you get when two antenna get married?
A c**... wedding but great reception.
A 60 year old millionaire is getting married
A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.
His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty?
Simple, grins the millionaire, I faked my age."
His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said.
"Well", he replied. "I said I was 87!"
Two aerials got married.
The wedding s**... but the reception was awesome!!
I had my wedding under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great but the reception was excellent.
Went to a French-Spanish wedding reception.
The buffet was alright, but the wedding cat was delicious.
Two radio antennas got married...
The wedding wasn't much but the reception was fantastic !
In a world controlled by AI and machines, two satellites decide to get married...
...Well the wedding wasn't too romantic but that reception was amazing!
I went to a wedding between two antennas
The service wasn't anything special but the reception was excellent
Two antennas fell in love on a rooftop
The antenna asks the other one to marry him.
The wedding itself was not up to par but the reception was excellent.
A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.
A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.
His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty?
Simple, grins the millionaire, I faked my age."
His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said.
"Well", he replied. "I said I was 87!"
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there...
...and they called the cops when your wedding reception ran past 10:01 PM.
Did you hear about the two antennas who got married?
The wedding was okay, but the reception after was fantastic.
A guy walks into a wedding reception and goes over to the bar and asks
Is this the punch line?
At a wedding reception, the groom's grandfather stood up to make his toast. Having been married for 60 years, he wanted to pass on his secret to the newlyweds. The grandfather addressed the happy couple, saying the tip to a happy and long lasting marriage is to beat your wife up every morning.
An uncomfortable silence followed. The grandfather continued, yes, I beat my wife up every morning. I get up around 6:30 and she gets up around 8.
An Irish bride is interviewed by police after a fight broke out at her wedding reception.
* Well officer, it's customary for the bride to dance with the best man before the bride and groom leave for their honeymoon. I was dancing with the best man p**... when all of a sudden me husband Seamus came running on the dance floor and kicked me as hard as he could s**... bang between my legs. *
The officer winces a little and says * Ouch! that must have really hurt!?! *
* Well yes now it did, but I got off lightly really, poor p**... got three broken fingers. *
After a wedding
After a wedding, an elderly lady named Enna is nowhere to be found. The groom is frantic and tells his bride the festivities cannot continue. When she asks why, he says,
Without Aunt Enna, no reception.
Two satellites decided to get married
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible
An electrician installed two aeriels on the same roof . . .
The aeirels quickly fell in love, went on many dates and were soon married. The wedding went off without a hitch . . .
But there was no reception.
My friend and I were late for a meeting
My friend and I were late for a meeting
We'd never been in that particular building before and we were lost.
My friend opened the wrong door and it turned out to be for a wedding reception.
After he closed the door, he seemed embarrassed and I said to him, "You look like you've seen a toast."
Did you hear about the wedding put online because of Covid-19?
I was a bit disappointed I couldn't physically be there but at least the reception was good.
Last joke(joke3)
A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.
His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him
How did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty?
"SIMPLE" grins the millionaire, "I faked my age".
His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said.
"WELL", He replied. "I said I was 87!".
At the reception following a wedding recently, someone yelled,
"All the married men please stand beside the one person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
My ex husband cheated during our wedding reception
I guess it really was a black tie affair
Two satellites had a wedding
The wedding was c**... but the reception was amazing
I went to a wedding where two satellite dishes got married.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was amazing.
How's the wedding planning coming on, John?
John: "We're having a slight difference of opinion. She wants a big church wedding, large reception, small orchestra, the works. I want to elope with someone else."
Two TV antennas got married this weekend.
The wedding was boring but the reception was amazing.
I was at a wedding reception…
When I noticed the woman sitting opposite me kept staring until finally she spoke.
Every time you smile, I want to take you back to my place
In my excitement I asked if she was single.
No she replied. I'm a Dentist
