The Best 35 Wedding Cake Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wedding Cake jokes. There are some wedding cake jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wedding cake puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wedding Cake Jokes and Puns

Two lesbians named Rachel walk in to a wedding cake shop...

To plan for their upcoming nuptials. After learning that the cake will be for their own wedding, the baker refuses service. Offended, the couple can't believe the guy is so opposed to gay marriage we won't even bake a cake. The baker replies, "No no I'm fine with gay marriage-- I just can't support inter-Rachel marriage."

What food makes women stop giving blow jobs?

Wedding cake

Two lesbians named Rachel walk in to a bakery...

To buy a cake for their upcoming wedding. After learning that the cake will be for their own wedding, the baker refuses service. Offended, the couple can't believe the guy is so opposed to gay marriage that he won't even bake a cake. The baker replies, "No no I'm fine with gay marriage-- I just can't support inter-Rachel marriage."


(posted before but I felt it was an appropriate time for it to rerun.)

What one food reduces a woman's sex drive by 90%?

Wedding cake.

Q: What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%?

A: Her wedding cake.


What's the one food guaranteed to kill a woman's sex drive?

Wedding cake.

I went to a beautiful wedding this weekend.

It was so emotional.

Even the cake was in tiers.

It was such an emotional wedding...

Even the cake was in tiers.

Two women named Rachel meet and fall in love.

They decide to get married and go to the baker's to pick out a wedding cake. The baker inquires about their story and appalled, refuses to bake them a wedding cake. They are very upset and accuse the baker of narrow-mindedness and bigotry. "Oh, no, no, no," the baker responds, "I don't have a problem with gay marriage, I just can't support an inter-Rachel marriage!"

Happy Valentine's, everyone!

Cake joke for my cake day!

Was at a wedding today and it was so beautiful everyone started crying.

Even the cake was in tiers.

I was at a wedding today and it was so beautiful everyone started crying

Even the cake was in tiers

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What kind of dessert makes women gain the most weight?

Wedding Cake.

What is a food that, if eaten by women, could lower their sex drive by up to 90%?

Wedding cake

What do you feed a woman to stop her from having sex?

Wedding cake

Doctors say they found a food that causes years of pain and suffering after its eaten...

It's called wedding cake

I was at a wedding the other day

It was so moving, even the cake was in tiers

Food Coma….

A health forum speaker asks, Which food causes extreme suffering for years after eating it.

After a long silence, an old man answered,

Wedding Cake …….

What food reduces a couple's sex life by 90%?

Wedding cake

What type of cake makes you no longer have sex?

Wedding cake


Two lady lesbians, both called Rachel, tried to buy a cake for their upcoming wedding. However, the baker refused to serve 'their kind'...

Not surprisingly, the two girls were hugely offended and asked him why he had a problem with gay nuptials.

The baker replied that he had no problems at all, however, he wasn't a supporter inter-Rachel marriage.

I went to a very emotional wedding last weekend.

Even the cake was in tiers.

What food makes a woman's sex drive fall to almost nothing?

Wedding cake.

What food, when consumed by a female, causes a complete loss of desire?

Wedding cake.

Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive:

Wedding cake

Last night I dreamt that I was a wedding cake.

I woke up in tiers.

A nutritionist is giving a speech at a conference on eating healthy

Red meat is terrible for your metabolism, soda rips apart your gastric wall. Fast food is almost all fat and sugar but there's one food that is the worst of all. Almost all of us eat it sooner or later and the negative effects can last for years after a single consumption. Does anyone know what this is?
After a moment of silence an elderly specialist sitting in one of the front rows gets up and says "wedding cake"

Scientists have determined that 39% of couples, suffer pain after eating this one food.

Wedding Cake.

Put-the-fork-down and walk away...

I went to a wedding last week and it was beautiful

Even the cake was in tiers

Scientists just discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%...

it's called 'wedding cake'

Scientists Discover Food That Lowers Womens' Sex Drive By 90 Percent

'Wedding Cake'

I went to a really depressing wedding recently.

Even the cake was in tiers.

Did you know there's a food that's scientifically proven to kill a woman's sex drive?

Wedding Cake.

Why did Helen of troy hate her wedding cake

It was to Menilayas

My fiancee keeps complaining our wedding cake isn't high enough.

I just know it'll end in tiers.

I expected more people to cry at my wedding

But turns out only the cake was in tiers.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wedding cake jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wedding cake piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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