Wedding Cake Jokes
91 wedding cake jokes and hilarious wedding cake puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wedding cake that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Wedding Cake Short Jokes
Short wedding cake jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wedding cake humour may include short birthday cake jokes also.
- I went to a beautiful wedding this weekend. It was so emotional.
Even the cake was in tiers. - The last wedding I was at was very emotional. Everybody was crying, the Bride and Groom, the whole reception, the priest..
Even the massive cake was in tiers.. - Cake joke for my cake day! Was at a wedding today and it was so beautiful everyone started crying.
Even the cake was in tiers. - I was at a wedding today and it was so beautiful everyone started crying Even the cake was in tiers
- Doctors say they found a food that causes years of pain and suffering after its eaten... It's called wedding cake
- Food Coma…. A health forum speaker asks, Which food causes extreme suffering for years after eating it.
After a long silence, an old man answered,
Wedding Cake ……. - Scientists have determined that 39% of couples, suffer pain after eating this one food. Wedding Cake.
Put-the-fork-down and walk away... - My fiancee keeps complaining our wedding cake isn't high enough. I just know it'll end in tiers.
- Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called a wedding cake!
- Why are wedding cakes the saddest cakes? Because of all the tiers.
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Wedding Cake One Liners
Which wedding cake one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wedding cake? I can suggest the ones about wedding toast and cake.
- What food makes women stop giving blow jobs? Wedding cake
- I went to a sad wedding Even the cake was in tiers.
- It was such an emotional wedding... Even the cake was in tiers.
- What kind of dessert makes women gain the most weight? Wedding Cake.
- I was at a wedding the other day It was so moving, even the cake was in tiers
- I just got back from a very emotional wedding Even the cake was in tiers.
- I went to a very emotional wedding last weekend. Even the cake was in tiers.
- What food, when consumed by a female, causes a complete loss of desire? Wedding cake.
- Last night I dreamt that I was a wedding cake. I woke up in tiers.
- My wedding was so beautiful Even the cake was in tiers
- I went to a wedding last week and it was beautiful Even the cake was in tiers
- I went to a really depressing wedding recently. Even the cake was in tiers.
- Why did Helen of troy hate her wedding cake It was to Menilayas
- I expected more people to cry at my wedding But turns out only the cake was in tiers.
- I was at an emotional wedding, the cake was in tiers.
Great Wedding Cake Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about wedding cake you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean baking cake jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wedding cake pranks.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
It's Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve.
That's the third time I've had to take this d**... cake back to that wedding cake decorator.
Did you hear about the cake from the wedding?
He was in tiers!
What one food reduces a woman's s**... drive by 90%?
Wedding cake.
Neuroscientists have discovered a commonly-consumed food which nearly eliminates the female s**... drive.
Wedding cake.
Two l**... named Rachel walk in to a wedding cake shop...
To plan for their upcoming nuptials. After learning that the cake will be for their own wedding, the baker refuses service. Offended, the couple can't believe the guy is so opposed to gay marriage we won't even bake a cake. The baker replies, "No no I'm fine with gay marriage-- I just can't support inter-Rachel marriage."
I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs…
If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
What kind of food kills a woman's s**... drive?
Wedding cake
What's a divorce attorney's favorite dessert?
Wedding cake
Two l**... named Rachel walk in to a bakery...
To buy a cake for their upcoming wedding. After learning that the cake will be for their own wedding, the baker refuses service. Offended, the couple can't believe the guy is so opposed to gay marriage that he won't even bake a cake. The baker replies, "No no I'm fine with gay marriage-- I just can't support inter-Rachel marriage."
(posted before but I felt it was an appropriate time for it to rerun.)
A nutritionist is giving a speech at a conference on eating healthy
Red meat is terrible for your metabolism, soda rips apart your gastric wall. Fast food is almost all fat and sugar but there's one food that is the worst of all. Almost all of us eat it sooner or later and the negative effects can last for years after a single consumption. Does anyone know what this is?
After a moment of silence an elderly specialist sitting in one of the front rows gets up and says "wedding cake"
Scientists just discovered a food that diminishes a woman's s**... drive by 90%...
it's called 'wedding cake'
Q: What food diminishes a woman's s**... drive by 90%?
A: Her wedding cake.
Yesterday, I lost a wedding cake..
..but today, I fondant.
What food reduces a couple's s**... life by 90%?
Wedding cake
Two women named Rachel meet and fall in love.
They decide to get married and go to the baker's to pick out a wedding cake. The baker inquires about their story and appalled, refuses to bake them a wedding cake. They are very upset and accuse the baker of narrow-mindedness and bigotry. "Oh, no, no, no," the baker responds, "I don't have a problem with gay marriage, I just can't support an inter-Rachel marriage!"
Happy Valentine's, everyone!
I went to a pretty sad wedding last night.
Even the cake was in tiers.
What food makes women gain weight fastest?
Wedding cake.
I hear there is a special food now you can giving women to lower their l**... and stop them having s**... with you.
It's called 'wedding cake'.
This place I know of makes some AMAZING wedding cakes
I hear they put in a lot of blood, sweat and tiers.
Did you know there's a food that's scientifically proven to kill a woman's s**... drive?
Wedding Cake.
What food makes a woman's s**... drive fall to almost nothing?
Wedding cake.
How can you tell that a wedding cake is sad?
Just look at the tiers.
This food has been proven to drastically reduce or even eliminate s**... drive in a significant percentage of women.
It's wedding cake.
Why are Pakistani Wedding Cakes made out of f**...?
To keep the flies off the bride.
What do you feed a woman to stop her from having s**...?
Wedding cake
What's the one food guaranteed to kill a woman's s**... drive?
Wedding cake.
Scientists discover a food proven to lower a woman's s**... drive by at least 95%
This discovery has been named "Wedding Cake"
What's the best medicine to cure a nymphomaniac?
The taste of wedding cake.
What food turned the fox into a cow?
Wedding cake.
The proven answer to the what the world's most fatning food is.
Wedding cake
I went to a really emotional wedding the other day...
even the cake was in tears.
Freddie Mercury offered to cater my wedding, so I asked him how many cakes he'd be making.
He said I want to bake three.
I attended an amazing and emotional wedding last night!
Even the cake was in tiers.
Why did the wedding cake collapse?
It was two tiered.
I was at a really emotional wedding this weekend.
Even the cake was in tiers.
Scientists Discover Food That Lowers Womens' s**... Drive By 90 Percent
'Wedding Cake'
What type of cake makes you no longer have s**...?
Wedding cake
What is a food that, if eaten by women, could lower their s**... drive by up to 90%?
Wedding cake
Two lady l**..., both called Rachel, tried to buy a cake for their upcoming wedding. However, the baker refused to serve 'their kind'...
Not surprisingly, the two girls were hugely offended and asked him why he had a problem with gay nuptials.
The baker replied that he had no problems at all, however, he wasn't a supporter inter-Rachel marriage.
Why don't you see too many short jokes about wedding cakes?
There are too many layers to it.
Long term pain
During a congress about health care, the speaker asks:
"which food causes extreme suffering, even after years of being eaten?"
After a long silence an elderly raises his hand and replies "A WEDDING CAKE"
I was at an emotional wedding, the cake was in tiers.
Forgive me... but I needed a bad cake joke.. I mean I needed a cake joke bad.
Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's s**... drive:
Wedding cake
What is the one food that can make a woman lose all interest in s**...?
Wedding cake.
A Doctor was addressing a large audience.
The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake.
Which cakes are the saddest?
Wedding cakes - because they often end up in tiers!
What's the opposite of an Aphrodisiac?
Wedding cake
Found a food that completely kills s**... drive in women.
It's called "wedding cake."
Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces s**... drive.
It's called The Wedding Cake.
A friend of mine knows I'm a baker and asked for a cake as a wedding present
I told him I can't do it for free I am sorry.
He asked why and I said
Sorry, I knead the dough...
