Website Jokes

Following is our collection of tentacle humor and web one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Website puns for adults, dirty url jokes or clean webpage gags for kids.

There is an abundance of youtube jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 82 funniest jokes on website. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any imdb witze you can hear about website.

The Best jokes about Website

Russia started a new website that tracks down and deletes pirated movies.

Nyetflix.

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately it doesn't have a home page.

I have designed a website for orphans

there isn't a home page

I just finished designing a website for an orphanage

There isn't a home page

Just been banned from a Christian dating website.

Apparently "Hung_Like_Jesus" isn't an appropriate user name!


What's a redneck's favorite dating website?

Ancestry.com

I tried to sign up to a website yesterday. I put in the password 'beefstew'

But it said the password wasn't stroganoff.

Please enter your new password

WEBSITE: Please enter your new password

ME: beef

WEBSITE: Sorry. Your password is not stroganoff


credit goes to my girlfriend

I made a website for Kids' jokes.

But for some reason people seem hesitant to go to kidslaughter.com

Tried to sign up to a website the other day...

I put my password as "beef stew"

It said password not stroganoff.

What is the best website find information about a DJ?

Wikiwikiwikipedia


Alabama.

Where Ancestry and eHarmony are the same website.

What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com

I made a website for orphans

It doesn't have a home page

I found a useful website for people with commitment issues.

But I didn't want to sign up.

There's an website you can use to see if your family is racist.

It's called Facebook

I found a website for clumsy people.

I stumbled across it.

Original joke that actually happened in real life. Slightly dirty.

My wife is planning a day of debauchery for a friend, otherwise known as a bachlorette party. A pole dancing class is going to be part of the festivities and the warning on the website is "Classes are not suitable for pregnant women who have never poled before." My response to this being read aloud during the planning "Wait, then how did they get pregnant?"

I went on a date with a girl from an online dating website...

... I was worried she'd be fatter than she looked in her pictures. Turns out he wasn't.


My friend and his wife found each other on a dating website,

Three years after marriage. That was awkward.

Met a girl that's into horoscopes

Her : I'm a Sagittarius, bet that already tells you a lot about me.

Me : So according to this website, would you say you're a curious, energetic person that wants to be a part of things rather than be a spectator?

Her : Mmmhm that's me to a T

Me : Congratulations you're an Aries.

What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

Started a chicken dating website.

It's not my full time job, just doing it to make hens meet.

I was just on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies.

Is that a trick question?

What's the most-clicked link on the Alzheimer's support website?

Forgot Your Password?

If the NSA built the website for healthcare...

Americans would have been signed up before they knew it...

Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website?

Yahoo!

Tried to Select a Password

WEBSITE: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WEBSITE: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WEBSITE: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WEBSITE: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50fuckingboiledcabbages
WEBSITE: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50FUCKINGboiledcabbages
WEBSITE: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one consecutive upper case character.
USER: 50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAss!
WEBSITE: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation
USER: 50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
WEBSITE: That password is already in use.

I registered to a website for constipation sufferers.

It won't let me logout.

Woman posts on dating website...

... what's she's looking for perfect husband who wouldn't run away from her, wouldn't beat her, and would be amazing in bed.

Week later, she hears someone's ringing the door, and as she opens it, she sees young man in wheelchair, but he has no arms or legs.

Confused, woman asks *"What are you looking for?"*

He responds *"I'm that perfect husband you're looking for. As you see I've no legs, so I won't be able to run away, and I don't have hands either, so I won't be able to beat you!"*

Slightly interested she asks him *"What about sex? Are you good?"*

 

*"How do you think I rang the bell?"*

I'm setting up a website for single dolphins

Where true love's just a few clicks away

According to the BBC website, 'cocaine users are getting younger'

I have always avoided illegal narcotics but, now that I've found out that they actually reverse the aging process, I'm going to give them a go.

I knew a website with a lot of zelda stuff

But I forgot the link.

An Alabaman is finding his ancestry on a website, but can't get to their site...

Getting frustrated, he calls his wife over.


Sighing, she says, "It starts with an A, not an I, bro."

A graphic designer is working on a website...

...and his client says, "Could you make this banner a little more green?"

So he makes the color a little bit more green.

But his client says, "No, that's too green. Make it a little less so."

So he makes it a little less green.

The client says, "No, it's still a bit off."

So the artist, losing his patience, shouts, "On a scale of 0 to 255, how green do you want it!?"

My website just crashed from a huge influx of traffic today...

I wonder why so many people are interested in my superb owl, today of all days. I mean, he's really great and all, but he's just an owl.

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

I am going to start a website to review Vietnamese restaurants.

It's going to be called Friend or Pho.

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What is a heroin addict's favorite website?

Instagram.

Someone told me recently that the healthcare.gov website was built by a Canadian company.

I guess that explains why the site is constantly freezing.

World's Funniest Joke

The "world's funniest joke" is a term used by Richard Wiseman of the University of Hertfordshire in 2002 to summarize one of the results of his research. For his experiment, named LaughLab, he created a website where people could rate and submit jokes. Purposes of the research included discovering the joke that had the widest appeal and understanding among different cultures, demographics and countries.

The History Channel eventually hosted a special on the subject.


The winning joke, which was later found to be based on a 1951 Goon Show sketch by Spike Milligan,was submitted by Gurpal Gosal of Manchester:


*Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"*

I was looking for a dating website with lots of Christians

So I joined Ashley Madison

I was looking at the bigbustycoons.com website

Those guys have some big bus companies

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I genuinely just copied and pasted this off the weight watchers website

If we replace all "Chuck Norris" jokes with Kim Jung Un....

We could write the North Korean Official Website.

What's the most popular website in Illinois?

Cornhub.com

What do you call a place where spiders meet?

Website.

I want to start a competitor website to Farmers Only...

I want to start a competitor website to Farmers Only. I wanted to call it eFarmony, but I realized that there's a way better name.

Attractor. Where technology and love combine. Meet someone on a tractor.

I recently visited a website with tips for losing weight

And a pop up asked me if I accepted cookies. Is that a trick question?

I found a website for broken guns.

It's not loading!

I'm going to create a dating Website for people with incurable STD's to find each other.

It will be named 2 Herpes in a Pod

Not sure if this is the right place to post, but after the US election results from last night, I need help creating a new dating website. It will help desperate American men and women find love in Canada.

It'll be called ehHarmony

A women stopped me in the coffee shop the other day claiming she met me through a vegetarian-only dating website...

but I had never met herbivore.

Which is the smallest video sharing website?

μtube

The NY Jets website is down...

apparently they can't put together 3 w's

A bee, a fly, and a mosquito signed up for a website that sometimes stings, usually stinks, and mostly sucks. What website is this?

BuzzFeed

My friend said he found a website that represents my sex life.

I tried to look for it and an error came up saying, "404-Not found".

Strange, I must have a bad connection.

So I hear EA has removed all refund options from their website, and now customers have to call them directly. But hey:

"The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment from successfully navigating our automated phone menu."

I heard there was a website to find missing sausage....

But I couldn't find the link

Grandma is like a website

You can't say no to cookies

I will be watching Santa's journey on Norad's website very carefully this year.

If he goes to West Africa before coming to the UK, I'm bricking the chimney up.

I've just signed up to the slimming world website.

Once I've logged in, it asked me to accept cookies.

I think it's a test.

Website Idea

They should make a website that defines words with pictures instead of words. It's like a dictionary of pictures. They'll call it dicpic .com

It's a bit ironic a website filled with people that don't read the articles

is called "Reddit"

What's a teenage fish's favorite website?

Prawn Hub

There's an emo in my Web Development class, she's doing a website about jewellery

Her first page was /Wrists

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What website do you go to in order to find the plans to the Death Star?

Wookie Leaks

Rumor has it that the Canadian immigration website crashed because..,

Amy Schumer was on it

(NSFW) A redneck bought a computer and he was trying to browse internet with his friend.

They came across a shopping website which they mistook for a dating website and went to the lingerie section .

After a long selection, his friend said " look this woman wearing red lingerie is really gorgeous and is only $49.99. order her" .

So he went and ordered it .

2 weeks later,his friend came back and asked " did that woman in the red lingerie arrive yet ?"

"No " he said gleefully "But she is going to arrive even better"

"How? " His friend asked .

He took the red lingerie from the box and said

"Just yesterday she sent this by mail".

I just started a non-cis dating website.

You know. For people interested in Trans-Specific Partnerships.

crappy pun

me: you know how sometimes caps lock locks you out of a website ,because you forgot to turn it off when typing the password
human society: yes
me: I guess caps lock is awfully shifty

I decided to make a website so rednecks can find out and track who their ancestors were...

I named it Incestry

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

So, they're going to combine Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter into one website.

It's going to be called "YouTwitFace".

Germany has allegedly started a new meme sharing website.

It is called *neingag*

How far away is the US Army's website?

Just a few klicks away.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

I made a website for orphans

Sadly I forgot to add a home page

If this has been done before then sorry

What happens if you take a popular website, add a dash of censorship, and allow the discretionary system of control to be based on the biases of individuals...

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Anyone know any good anti jokes?

Anti jokes are basically jokes that are so serious and deliberately not funny to the point where they are funny. Yeah its hard to explain. But I was looking for some good ones that aren't already on the anti joke website so share them if you know any.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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