Web Jokes
171 web jokes and hilarious web puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about web that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Get ready to laugh out loud with this collection of funny jokes about the web! From dark web puns to puns about the world wide web, spider webs, and webpages - there's a joke for everyone. Laugh your way through this compilation of puns about the web, from homepage folder gags to Spiderman web puns.
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- Short Web Jokes
- Web One Liners
- Spider Web Jokes
- Web Development Jokes
- Web Developer Jokes
- Web Designer Jokes
- Dark Web Jokes
- More Web Jokes
Funniest Web Short Jokes
Short web jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The web humour may include short folder jokes also.
- My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.
- My daughter wants a pet spider for her birthday I went to the pet store, and the owner said "that'll be $200 please", I said "$200?, it'll be cheaper getting one off the web".
- My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... So I did. We had a few drinks, pretty cool guy, said he works as a web developer.
- If Wonder Woman and spiderman went into business together would they call it Amazon Web Services?
- What do Spiderman and I have in common? We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.
- My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.
- You guys heard about this new Spiderman restaurant? Don't bother bringing cash. All the orders are web only.
- Add a word to ruin a movie: - Batman Begins College
- The Longest Yard sale
- Charlottes Web Cam. - I get anxious whenever I have to use the default Microsoft web browser Using Firefox helps take the *Edge* off.
- Mother told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. Went for a few drinks, pretty cool guy actually. Wants to be a web developer.
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Web One Liners
Which web one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with web? I can suggest the ones about spider and cam.
- EMINEM: his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy WEB MD: Cancer.
- What was Spider Man's major in college? Web Design.
- All you need in life is 1 good friend To delete your web browsing history after you die
- Man is like spider... ..bound to have sticky fingers after being on the web
- What's the worst thing you can come across while searching the web? Your keyboard.
- What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime? Web Development.
- Spiders must be... the only web developers who like bugs.
- Men are like spiders We tend to have sticky hands after being on web.
- The most common type of web developers are not even human they are spiders
- Why did the spider start playing the accordion? To weave beautiful melodies into its web.
- What do spiders do for a job? Web development
- Spiderman: Just another guy who ends up with sticky hands after using the web.
- I was in a band called Dark Web. We was always on tor.
- Yo momma so fat she doesn't need the web.
She's world-wide. - A man is like a spider.... when he is on the web, he is bound to get his hands sticky....
Spider Web Jokes
Here is a list of funny spider web jokes and even better spider web puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it... We went and had some drinks. Really cool guy. Works as a web designer.
- My daughter asked for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet store. They cost $30! That's way too expensive.
I can get one much cheaper off of the web. - The recruiter was shocked to see the applicant was a spider. Wait, what position are you applying for? A web designer, the spider replied
- Struck up a conversation with a spider today at home while dusting. Nice guy. He's a web designer
- Spider web designer joke My friend and I wanted to take the spider out instead of killing it...
Went and got drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web designer. - What does a spider want to be when he grows up? (This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........)
A web designer. - You hear about the spider who needed a job? He was experienced in web development.
- Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.
- How do spiders make good computer technicians? They are always on the Web.
- We had a spider in our room.. My girlfriend told me to take it out,
Seems like a nice guy,
Wants to be a web developer.
Web Development Jokes
Here is a list of funny web development jokes and even better web development puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the most common career choice among spiders? Web development
- What kind of web developer likes to find bugs? A Spider
- Spiders are the only web developers that like to find bugs.
- What does spiderman do for his living? He's a web developer
- What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system? A spider
- Why do spiders usually get jobs in tech? Most of them are already competent web developers.
- There's an emo in my Web Development class, she's doing a website about jewellery Her first page was /Wrists
- What is the best career as a spider? A web developer
- I met Spider-Man in college He was in Web development.
- What's Spider-Man's favourite class? Web development.
Web Developer Jokes
Here is a list of funny web developer jokes and even better web developer puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer? Because they heard he's a web developer
- What's a Web Developer's favourite tea? URL #DDD
- All web developers hate finding bugs in their work. Except spiders
- What type of web developer likes finding bugs Spiders
- Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.... So i did. We had a few drinks, we talked. I totally misjudged spiders. This guy was cool. He wants to be a web developer.
- My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it We had a great time. He said he wants to be a web developer.
- What do white girls and web developers have in common? nobody ever compliments our back end
:( - What is a web developer's favorite snack? Cookies
- How do you kill a web developer? You aspxiate them.
- A web developer walks into a bar, tavern, pub, saloon, lounge, booze, alcohol, drinking
Web Designer Jokes
Here is a list of funny web designer jokes and even better web designer puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A Web Designer decided to use right aligned text His boss yelled at him for it, because it wasn't justified.
- What is the most common job among spiders? Web designer.
- I saw a spider in my house today, but instead of killing it I took it out. We had a couple drinks, and as it turns out he's a really good guy. He says he wants to be a web designer.
- What do you call a graduated spider? A Web Designer
- What's the most popular job amongst spiders? Web designer.
- What is Spiderman's perfect job? A web designer.
^^^^^sorry! - What kind of career would a spider excel in? Web design
Hehehe - Why did the spider go to college? To get his degree in web design!
- What's Spiderman's favorite hobby? Web designer
- What did the Spider choose to work as? Web designer
Dark Web Jokes
Here is a list of funny dark web jokes and even better dark web puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A doctor is selling his victims on the dark web. He shows up to the location and no one is there. The doctor waits for hours. When the buyer shows up... They say "Thank you for your patients"
- I know this guy who teaches people how to access the Dark Web, but if they're incompetent then he physically and psychologically abuses them He's a Tor mentor.
- What do you call it when a blind person goes on the internet? The Dark Web.
- What do you call skid marks on Spider-Man underwear? The Dark Web
- I hired a guy to teach me all about the dark web. He was just a tormentor.
- Where do spiders buy drugs? The dark web.
- What do you call a turtle that surfs the dark web? A TORtoise
- Do you want to watch the movie "Venom", about Spider-Man's archenemy, before it hits theaters? Easy! You just have to navigate the dark web...
- what is the place from which they bought the black spider-man in the movie 'Spider man into the spider verse The dark web
- I went and tried to buy a toaster on the Dark Web One of them was called the "Bath Bomb."
Silly Web Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about web you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean internet jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make web pranks.
why don't spiders go to school..
Because they learn everything on web.
:(
i know i s**... at jokes.
Today I pitched a new web software to Apple to replace safari...
it raised a few iBrowse :(
I saw your "a woman walks into a store joke" and this is mine
A woman walks into a pet store and sees three parrots. She asks the cashier how much is the first parrot and he says, "This parrot costs $500".
"$500? Why is it so expensive?"
"This parrot can dance, sing, say 300 words and can send emails over the web"
"really? wow! and how much for the second one?"
"$2000!"
"$2000?"
"Yes, that parrot can dance, sing, say 1500 words, send emails, browse the web, use twitter and type texts you dictate on a computer"
"Wow, fantastic and what about the third one?"
"The third one costs $200,000".
"$200,000 ???? What does he do to cost that much?"
"absolute nothing."
"Nothing? and why does it costs $200,000"
"because the other two parrots call him boss".
When I worked as Tech Support for an ISP I had a woman call outraged that we allowed "filth" on her computer...
After she calmed down slightly she explained that her 10 year old Granddaughter was sleeping over and they were having a "Spa Night" and did a web search on "Facials". . . .I was able to hit the mute button in time to avoid making matters far worse... True Story!
Right now my brain is like a web browser.
I've got 21 tabs open. 5 of them have crashed, and I can't work out where the music is coming from.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
For all you web developers out there.
Why couldn't the div buy a drink?
It lacked id.
Why couldn't the div find a girlfriend?
It lacked class.
Why wasn't the div good at diplomacy?
Its position was absolute.
Why was the div an anarchist?
It had no borders.
Why couldn't the div play poker?
It had 0 opacity.
Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
I've been learning to use a new web browser lately, but my teacher is being really harsh to me.
He's my Tor-mentor.
How to ruin a movie with one word...
**Batman Begins** College
**The Longest Yard** Sale
**Charlotte's Web** Cam
Add your own in the comments!
Why did Peter Parker get fired?
He spent all day on the web.
Jokes/Puns!
1. What kind of birds always stick together? VEL CROWS.
2. What is a spider's favorite thing to do? SURF THE WEB.
3. What goes around the cow but never moves? THE FENCE.
4. Why didn't cheddar cheese want to hang out with bleu cheese? BECAUSE HE HAD A MOLDY PERSONALITY.
5. Why do fish swim in schools? BECAUSE THEY CANT WALK IN SCHOOLS.
6. How do you catch a unique rabbit? YOU NIQUE UP ON IT.
I don't get what the big deal is with spiders. Why is everyone so scared of them?
I got to know the spider living in the corner of my room. We talked about our dreams and goals, he wants to be a Web designer.
Why did the spider never go to school
Because she learnt everything on the web.
b^a^d^a^b^u^m
Who called it Spider-Man trilogy and not..
A web series.
Where do criminal spiders hang out?
The deep web
Why did the male spider spin a web?
So he could catch all the fly ladies.
So Spider-Man and Silver Surfer decided to hang out one day
Yeah, I think they surfed the web together
My GF told me to take the spider out instead of killing it
We went out and had a few drinks. Cool guy. Turns out he's a web dev.
A spider got sick from eating a fly he trapped...
his mother told him not to trust everything he finds on the web
Jesus and Satan are having a contest
They want to see who is the best programmer.
So the first challenge is screens. It's a tie.
Then Assembly. Tie again.
Web Design. Tie again.
Challenge after challenge nobody is winning. So after like five days the power fails. So they wait for it to come back on. Then when the power come back on Jesus is the clear winner.
Because Jesus saves.
How did Rey exit out of her glitching web browser?
Force quit.
What does Spider-Man do after he gets hurt?
He checks Web MD
Have you seen the film about an onion that turns into a spider?
It's called Shallot's Web
My grandpa isn't very computer savvy
So my Grandpa (72) got on the internet only recently and is still very unsure about how to use it. A month or so ago I taught him how to use email, to his amazement.
I also showed him how web browsing works and showed him how to put questions into Google search.
Yesterday he was planning to repaint the shed and wanted to know if latex paint would stick to stucco, so he did a search for Latex b**....
What do the World Wide Web and the Prime Minister of Israel have in common?
They are both Net and Yahoo.
Passionate kiss is like spider web
leads to undoing of fly.
Why couldn't Super Mario surf the web?
Because Browser wouldn't let him.
My doctor's name is Peter Parker
But I just call him Web MD
If you hear, "Oh, what a tangled web we weave"
There's usually a looming problem.
Why are spiders so unproductive?
Because they hang out on the web all day!
Global Facts About s**...
At any given moment:
FACT: 79,000,000 people are having s**... (i.e. right now);
FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing;
FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having s**...;
FACT: A few less fortunate are reading emails & web postings;
You hang in there!
I took a class about spiders
thanks to the pandemic, it was on the web
Why does Ganondorf hate surfing the web
There are too many Links
This joke about Covid circulating around Chinese web boards...
If someone walking ahead of you farts and you can can hear it, that means you're not practicing correct social distancing.
If you can smell it, that means you're not wearing your mask properly.
If you are wearing your mask properly and can still smell it, then congratulations, you don't have covid-19.
