The Best 35 Web Developer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Web Developer jokes. There are some web developer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these web developer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Web Developer Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Spiders must be...

the only web developers who like bugs.

Web Developer joke, Spiders must be...

Mother told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

Went for a few drinks, pretty cool guy actually. Wants to be a web developer.

The most common type of web developers are not even human

they are spiders


What do spiders do for a job?

Web development

For all you web developers out there.

Why couldn't the div buy a drink?

It lacked id.

Why couldn't the div find a girlfriend?

It lacked class.

Why wasn't the div good at diplomacy?

Its position was absolute.

Why was the div an anarchist?

It had no borders.

Why couldn't the div play poker?

It had 0 opacity.

Web Developer joke, For all you web developers out there.

We had a spider in our room..

My girlfriend told me to take it out,

Seems like a nice guy,
Wants to be a web developer.

What's the most common career choice among spiders?

Web development

What kind of web developer likes to find bugs?

A Spider

Spiders are the only web developers

that like to find bugs.

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What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

There's an emo in my Web Development class, she's doing a website about jewellery

Her first page was /Wrists

What is the best career as a spider?

A web developer

Why do spiders usually get jobs in tech?

Most of them are already competent web developers.

I met Spider-Man in college

He was in Web development.

Web Developer joke, I met Spider-Man in college

What's Spider-Man's favourite class?

Web development.

What type of web developer likes finding bugs

Spiders

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer


Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it....

So i did. We had a few drinks, we talked. I totally misjudged spiders. This guy was cool. He wants to be a web developer.

My girlfriend told me to take a spider out last night instead of killing it.

We went and had some drinks. Funny Lass, bit fed up of all the web developers out there though. She said she prefers those who like to live on the edge, maybe perhaps, a spy-der.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it

We had a great time. He said he wants to be a web developer.

What's a Web Developer's favourite tea?

URL #DDD

What is a web developer's favorite snack?

Cookies

How do you kill a web developer?

You aspxiate them.

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end
:(

My friend Steve the spider has been hanging out at my place for a while to get back on his feet

Cool guy, wants to become a web developer.

What's a spiders dream job?

A web developer.

What is Spider-Man's side gig?

He's a web developer

Why did the spider get fired from his programming job?

He wasn't a very good web developer.

Linkin Park's web developer spent hours trying to fix a byte ordering bug.

He tried so hard and got so far, but in the endian it doesn't even matter.

Web Developers

Spiders are the only web developers happy to find bugs.

A web developer walks into a bar,

tavern, pub, saloon, lounge, booze, alcohol, drinking

Where do web developers meet for a pint?

At the Inet Pub

What did the web developer say after oral sex?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the web developer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working web developer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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