Web Designer Jokes

59 web designer jokes and hilarious web designer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about web designer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Web Designer Short Jokes

Short web designer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The web designer humour may include short web developer jokes also.

  1. My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.
  2. My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it... We went and had some drinks. Really cool guy. Works as a web designer.
  3. A Web Designer decided to use right aligned text His boss yelled at him for it, because it wasn't justified.
  4. The recruiter was shocked to see the applicant was a spider. Wait, what position are you applying for? A web designer, the spider replied
  5. Struck up a conversation with a spider today at home while dusting. Nice guy. He's a web designer
  6. Spider web designer joke My friend and I wanted to take the spider out instead of killing it...
    Went and got drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web designer.
  7. What does a spider want to be when he grows up? (This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........)
    A web designer.
  8. I saw a spider in my house today, but instead of killing it I took it out. We had a couple drinks, and as it turns out he's a really good guy. He says he wants to be a web designer.
  9. Guys, we should start respecting spiders at least a little I mean they are great at web design
  10. So my mum asked me to kill the spider that was creeping her out Instead I picked it up and took it out. We had a few drinks. He's a cool guy, wants to be a web designer

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Web Designer One Liners

Which web designer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with web designer? I can suggest the ones about web design and web designing.

  1. What was Spider Man's major in college? Web Design.
  2. What is the most common job among spiders? Web designer.
  3. What do you call a graduated spider? A Web Designer
  4. What's the most popular job amongst spiders? Web designer.
  5. What is Spiderman's perfect job? A web designer.
  6. What kind of career would a spider excel in? Web design
  7. Why did the spider go to college? To get his degree in web design!
  8. What's Spiderman's favorite hobby? Web designer
  9. What did the Spider choose to work as? Web designer
  10. What did the Spider do as his fulltime job He's a web designer
  11. What did the spider go to college for? Web design
  12. What's every spider's dream job? A web designer.
  13. What's the best career choice for a spider? Web designer.
  14. What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for? Web design.
  15. I have designed web site for crippled children There isn't a back button

Web Designer Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about web designer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean graphic designer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make web designer pranks.

Responsive web designers who date online...

...never specify height. Just width.

How does Harry Potter do web design?

Inspecto Elemento

I was dating a web designer.

She told me I was a 411 error, but I said I'm sure it's really a 416 error on her end.

My mom told me not to kill the spider but to take it out...

so I did, we had a few drinks, top lad he is..currently working as a web designer.

My wife told me to go bring a spider outside instead of killing it.

We went and had some drinks, he's a nice guy, wants to be a Web designer.

Why are spiders high in demand in today's job market?

They're all web designers

Spider-Mans' New Job

What new job did Spidey get when he was fired?
Web designer.

Two spiders are sitting in a tree....

...talking to each other about jobs
One spider says to the other "I think you should get into web design."
Ba dum tss

What does Peter Parker tell people when they ask him what he does for a living?

I'm a web designer.

What kind of career should a spider take up?

Web Design

Let's play name the title

Jokes are reposted so many times here, so name the titles of these punchlines
1. Ones a hippo and ones a little lighter
2. How far do you think I can kick this bucket?
3. Obviously not
4. But it wasn't stroganoff
5. Sam sung note 7
6. Measles
7. We went out and had a few drinks. Cool guy, wanted to become a web designer.
8. I wore the wrong sock this morning
9. Unless everyone gets them
10. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for life.

Had to fire the web designer from my Allergy Eye Drop business today...

...everything he designed was a site for sore eyes.

I don't get what the big deal is with spiders. Why is everyone so scared of them?

I got to know the spider living in the corner of my room. We talked about our dreams and goals, he wants to be a Web designer.

Why does the web designer want to have o**... s**... first and only after that a normal i**...?

Because he learned that head comes first then body.

A simple spider looking for a job...

Specialises in web designing.

A spider applies for a job as a web designer.

Why didn't the spider baptize his 50 children?

too many fonts is bad for web design

My wife screamed when she saw a spider in the house and wanted me to kill him for her. Instead of killing him I took him out...

We went to my favorite bar, had a few drinks. I got to know him pretty well. He was a really awesome guy. I also learned he is a web designer.

Jesus and Satan are having a contest

They want to see who is the best programmer.
So the first challenge is screens. It's a tie.
Then Assembly. Tie again.
Web Design. Tie again.
Challenge after challenge nobody is winning. So after like five days the power fails. So they wait for it to come back on. Then when the power come back on Jesus is the clear winner.
Because Jesus saves.