Weatherman Jokes

Funniest Weatherman Short Jokes

Short weatherman jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The weatherman humour may include short weather man jokes also.

1. Just made this up, and apologize in advance... What did the Doctor give the weatherman after his skiing accident? 4 casts
2. The devil asked his resident weatherman what the forecast was for the week ahead... "Hail, Satan"
3. I've just been sacked as the weatherman at the local radio station Apparently I was too 'cheerful' when giving out the really bad weather reports!!!
   That's it!! No more mist and ice guy.
4. Fool me once... Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thirty five thousand six hundred times, shame on the weatherman.
5. My wife and I sometimes roleplay in the bedroom with me as a weatherman I forecast 6+ inches lasting for a couple of hours. It ends up being less then 4 and is over in 2 minutes.
6. The local weatherman named the upcoming snowstorm after his oldest son Kevin. Because he didn't think it was going to amount to much either.
7. Why shouldn't you sleep with a weatherman? They'll promise 12 to 14 inches, but you'll only get 3 to 5.
8. The bartender says: "Not you again" Weatherman Phil Connors walks into the bar.
   Happy groundhog day everyone!
9. The Florists wife was Rose The weatherman's wife was May
   The bankers wife was Penny
   And the senators wife was Peggy.
10. What did the ancient Roman weatherman say when his emperor asked for a forecast? "Hail, Caesar"

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Weatherman One Liners

Which weatherman one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with weatherman? I can suggest the ones about meteorologist and weather girl.

1. Why did the weatherman blush? He saw the climate change
2. My wife divorced me because I'm a weatherman. That wasn't what I predicted
3. How many pets does a weatherman have? Four Cats
4. What do you call a weatherman's evil twin? A doppler-gänger
5. I'm no weatherman But you can expect a few inches tonight
6. They call me the Weatherman when I'm playing basketball Because I'm never accurate.
7. Why was the weatherman's date disappointed? She was promised 10 inches but got only 2
8. What wasthe white supremacist weatherman's forecast? Heavy reign, with a chance of heil.
9. What did the thirsty weatherman say to his intern? I need my thermos, stat!
10. What do you call a weatherman who really likes steak? A meateaterologist.
11. I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Which is why I left my job as the UK weatherman.
12. Why did the weatherman sue the clouds? They wouldn't let him see his sun!!
13. You heard what Pedro the weatherman reported? Chili today, hot tamale
14. What do you call an Eastern European weatherman? A RainCzech
15. I am not a weatherman but... you can expect 20 centimetres tonight

Howlingly Hilarious Weatherman Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about weatherman you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean weather report jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make weatherman pranks.